Gorillas LOVE the nipples!

OnyxCougar · 02-23-2005, 02:41 PM

Women Sue for Forced Breast Expose to Gifted Gorilla
Two women caretakers have filed lawsuits against a foundation which cares for Koko the gorilla, famous for its 1000 word sign language vocabulary. The two claim that they were forced to expose their bare breasts in an attempt to bond with the ape.
A lawyer representing Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller of San Francisco said that they were told if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish, their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer".
Their boss, Francine Patterson, is quoted as saying on one occasion "Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples". Also it is claimed gorilla urine was stored alongside staff lunches.
Source: cnews.canoe.ca

cowhead · 02-23-2005, 02:45 PM

yeah I read something about that.. one would think you could just hire strippers or prostitutes to come in for some easy money

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Troubleshooter · 02-23-2005, 03:01 PM

Robin Williams said she seemed to like his.

OnyxCougar · 02-23-2005, 03:07 PM

Chest Hair...

Who thinks chest hair is sexy?

Troubleshooter · 02-23-2005, 03:14 PM

Apparently Koko did...

LabRat · 02-23-2005, 03:38 PM

depends on whose chest it's on...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2005, 08:13 PM

Hey, why say no when you can do it and sue.
I guess they don't think "their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer" as a result of their suit.

wolf · 02-24-2005, 01:26 AM

The Foundation's Response

I do find myself wondering if the request for new nipples was made by Koko herself, or was it merely voiced by the human employee?

If so, this leads us to new worlds of litigation ... same sex sexual harrassment on one side, cross-species same sex sexual harrassment on the other. Is that the sound of an empire falling that I hear in the distance?

Knowing how these kinds of things work, I also suspect it was more likely that staff lunches were stored alongside gorilla urine rather than the converse, as stated in the article. The pee fridge was probably closer than the staff lunchroom fridge. (no, I have never put my lunch in the pee fridge. My department has it's own cube fridge).

lumberjim · 02-24-2005, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Koko developed her nipple fetish as a result of being exposed to Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction during last years SuperBowl. She has invented 3 seperate words for "pastie."

more evidence that titties can be devestating to civilization.

ps. the above quote is just some shit i made up

02-23-2005, 02:41 PM	#1
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Gorillas LOVE the nipples! Women Sue for Forced Breast Expose to Gifted Gorilla Two women caretakers have filed lawsuits against a foundation which cares for Koko the gorilla, famous for its 1000 word sign language vocabulary. The two claim that they were forced to expose their bare breasts in an attempt to bond with the ape. A lawyer representing Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller of San Francisco said that they were told if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish, their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer". Their boss, Francine Patterson, is quoted as saying on one occasion "Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples". Also it is claimed gorilla urine was stored alongside staff lunches. Source: cnews.canoe.ca __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

02-23-2005, 02:45 PM	#2
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	yeah I read something about that.. one would think you could just hire strippers or prostitutes to come in for some easy money ) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

02-23-2005, 03:01 PM	#3
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Robin Williams said she seemed to like his. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

02-23-2005, 03:07 PM	#4
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Chest Hair... Who thinks chest hair is sexy? __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

02-23-2005, 03:14 PM	#5
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Apparently Koko did... __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

02-23-2005, 03:38 PM	#6
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	depends on whose chest it's on... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

02-23-2005, 08:13 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hey, why say no when you can do it and sue. I guess they don't think "their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer" as a result of their suit. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-24-2005, 01:26 AM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Foundation's Response I do find myself wondering if the request for new nipples was made by Koko herself, or was it merely voiced by the human employee? If so, this leads us to new worlds of litigation ... same sex sexual harrassment on one side, cross-species same sex sexual harrassment on the other. Is that the sound of an empire falling that I hear in the distance? Knowing how these kinds of things work, I also suspect it was more likely that staff lunches were stored alongside gorilla urine rather than the converse, as stated in the article. The pee fridge was probably closer than the staff lunchroom fridge. (no, I have never put my lunch in the pee fridge. My department has it's own cube fridge). __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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