Concentration Test For Men (NSFW)

Radar · 07-27-2005, 11:43 AM

THIS is NSFW (Not Safe For Work). It's a test to measure the concentration of men.

richlevy · 07-27-2005, 09:33 PM

LMAO! I did get 3 out of 5.

Elspode · 07-27-2005, 11:18 PM

Six for six. Does this make me a latent homosexual?

wolf · 07-28-2005, 12:25 AM

Is that supposed to be hard?

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-28-2005, 12:53 AM

Three of four. I'm with Wolf -- too easy. Nice smile, though. The huge tracts are scenic.

Radar · 07-28-2005, 11:56 AM

Nice Python reference!

Sometimes with my friends I'll do the thing where you put your hands out in front of you with your palms facing yourself and fingers bent. Then I say, man this girl had........arthritis like crazy.

wolf · 07-28-2005, 11:57 AM

Are you allowed to say such things now??

How's the wife?

Radar · 07-28-2005, 01:51 PM

I wish I had good news about the wife. She's not really making any attempt to adjust and not fulfilling the promises she made. She doesn't like what I like, respect what I do, want to go where I want to go, have common goals, etc. and she's unwilling to change and inflexible. She wants everything to be done the "vietnamese" way and can't grasp that this isn't Vietnam, and I'm not Vietnamese.

We're having a lot of arguments, and since I was kind enough to rent a room next door to her aunt and uncle so she'd adjust better, she is always over there, and she goes there to complain about me, and of course they always take her side.

BigV · 07-28-2005, 01:59 PM

what ball?

SouthOfNoNorth · 07-28-2005, 02:34 PM

i tried playing, but i have to take a nap for about 15 minutes after every round and i forget where the ball went. *shrugs*

Radar · 07-28-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

what ball?

LOL!!

wolf · 07-30-2005, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

I wish I had good news about the wife.

I'm very sorry.

I don't suppose that you can get your company to transfer you somewhere that she doesn't have relatives? The downside is that might make her more resentful of you, of course.

I had a friend who ended up getting married in Canada because he couldn't get a fiancee visa for his bride-to-be. She had to stay in Toronto or somewhere while he worked towards getting the paperwork straightened out with the US state department. She took off for parts unknown after a month or two despite his spending a lot of time with her up there ... I've unfortunately lost touch with him, so I don't know if he was able to get the Canadian Marriage undone or not.

07-27-2005, 11:43 AM	#1
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Concentration Test For Men (NSFW) THIS is NSFW (Not Safe For Work). It's a test to measure the concentration of men. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-27-2005, 09:33 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	LMAO! I did get 3 out of 5. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

07-27-2005, 11:18 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Six for six. Does this make me a latent homosexual? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-28-2005, 12:25 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Is that supposed to be hard? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-28-2005, 12:53 AM	#5
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Three of four. I'm with Wolf -- too easy. Nice smile, though. The huge tracts are scenic. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-28-2005, 11:56 AM	#6
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Nice Python reference! Sometimes with my friends I'll do the thing where you put your hands out in front of you with your palms facing yourself and fingers bent. Then I say, man this girl had........arthritis like crazy. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-28-2005, 11:57 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Are you allowed to say such things now?? How's the wife? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-28-2005, 01:51 PM	#8
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I wish I had good news about the wife. She's not really making any attempt to adjust and not fulfilling the promises she made. She doesn't like what I like, respect what I do, want to go where I want to go, have common goals, etc. and she's unwilling to change and inflexible. She wants everything to be done the "vietnamese" way and can't grasp that this isn't Vietnam, and I'm not Vietnamese. We're having a lot of arguments, and since I was kind enough to rent a room next door to her aunt and uncle so she'd adjust better, she is always over there, and she goes there to complain about me, and of course they always take her side. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-28-2005, 01:59 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	what ball? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-28-2005, 02:34 PM	#10
SouthOfNoNorth Colloquialist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 77	i tried playing, but i have to take a nap for about 15 minutes after every round and i forget where the ball went. shrugs __________________ Don't you worry about the day-glo orange life preserver, it won't save you. Swim for the shores just as fast as you're able.....

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