Can't afford a whole Russian bride?

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 08-10-2005, 01:51 PM

Get just the best parts!

Trilby · 08-10-2005, 02:34 PM

I used to be depressed because I thought I'd never find love.

Now, I'm just depressed.

mrnoodle · 08-10-2005, 03:02 PM

It took every fiber of my self control not to click on "Amputee Gallery".

footfootfoot · 08-10-2005, 05:08 PM

did someone say

"Amputee gallery?"

BigV · 08-10-2005, 05:39 PM

I looked. It is kind of sad. No trashiness, just, tragedy. One young woman in the amputee section is described in part this way: Occupation: Peasant. I don't think it's a joke. There's precious little humor here. Also little titillation. No pictures of the prostheses, crutches, etc. I saw only one picture of a wheelchair, and one of a little kid rolling along on what appeared to be trash can dolly, like you find under the big waste cans in the lunchroom at the middle school.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 08-10-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

It took every fiber of my self control not to click on "Amputee Gallery".

Submit to your whims, we'll never know!

Elspode · 08-10-2005, 10:44 PM

I think it takes a boatload of guts to seek companionship in such an open and frank manner. This site would have triggered my "bullshit" sensors except for the fact that it seems utterly innocent and sincere.

Frankly, seeing the ladies photos and reading the brief synopses makes me want to know more about them. What happened? How do they feel about themselves?

wolf · 08-11-2005, 12:27 AM

#12 Yana ... Occupation: Peasant.

I have a male friend who is one of those cautionary tales from childhood.

The one about playing with firecrackers.

Right hand amputation above the wrist.

I have not investigated this personally, but he tells me that there is a fairly large kink community devoted to folks that are missing bits.

SouthOfNoNorth · 08-11-2005, 07:28 AM

i'd think this was a beautiful and touching thing that probably helps people connect despite the misfortunes of their past, if i didn't have such a sick and depraved sense of humor.

umm.......i guess i'm just wondering how fine-tuned the "search" feature on the site is.....can you pick what....never mind.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 08-11-2005, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthOfNoNorth

i'd think this was a beautiful and touching thing that probably helps people connect despite the misfortunes of their past, if i didn't have such a sick and depraved sense of humor.

umm.......i guess i'm just wondering how fine-tuned the "search" feature on the site is.....can you pick what....never mind.

Oh, no, you DIDN'T...!

busterb · 08-11-2005, 12:12 PM

The son of a well liked sheriff, was in office for years. Rumor has it he got a mail order bride from RU. Anyway he was well connected. Was a game warden at a state lake first time I met him. Had two pearl handled guns on. To collect fishing fees?
Maybe their happy?

08-11-2005, 12:23 PM

(sigh) That just made me very sad. That's all.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 08-11-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

(sigh) That just made me very sad. That's all.

Why?

lookout123 · 08-11-2005, 02:19 PM

because there is no way for those poor girls to filter out the axe murderers?

plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 02:19 PM

I.......just.......can't.........resist..........I'll take a thigh and a leg please!

08-10-2005, 02:34 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I used to be depressed because I thought I'd never find love. Now, I'm just depressed. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-10-2005, 05:08 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	did someone say "Amputee gallery?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-10-2005, 05:39 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I looked. It is kind of sad. No trashiness, just, tragedy. One young woman in the amputee section is described in part this way: Occupation: Peasant. I don't think it's a joke. There's precious little humor here. Also little titillation. No pictures of the prostheses, crutches, etc. I saw only one picture of a wheelchair, and one of a little kid rolling along on what appeared to be trash can dolly, like you find under the big waste cans in the lunchroom at the middle school. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2005, 10:44 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think it takes a boatload of guts to seek companionship in such an open and frank manner. This site would have triggered my "bullshit" sensors except for the fact that it seems utterly innocent and sincere. Frankly, seeing the ladies photos and reading the brief synopses makes me want to know more about them. What happened? How do they feel about themselves? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-11-2005, 12:27 AM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	#12 Yana ... Occupation: Peasant. I have a male friend who is one of those cautionary tales from childhood. The one about playing with firecrackers. Right hand amputation above the wrist. I have not investigated this personally, but he tells me that there is a fairly large kink community devoted to folks that are missing bits. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-10-2005, 01:51 PM	#1
Mr.Anon.E.Mouse Hiding behind a Belgian Chimay Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 92	Can't afford a whole Russian bride? Get just the best parts! __________________ "Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission." -Robert Anton Wilson

08-10-2005, 03:02 PM	#3
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	It took every fiber of my self control not to click on "Amputee Gallery".

08-11-2005, 07:28 AM	#9
SouthOfNoNorth Colloquialist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 77	i'd think this was a beautiful and touching thing that probably helps people connect despite the misfortunes of their past, if i didn't have such a sick and depraved sense of humor. umm.......i guess i'm just wondering how fine-tuned the "search" feature on the site is.....can you pick what....never mind. __________________ Don't you worry about the day-glo orange life preserver, it won't save you. Swim for the shores just as fast as you're able.....

08-11-2005, 12:12 PM	#11
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	The son of a well liked sheriff, was in office for years. Rumor has it he got a mail order bride from RU. Anyway he was well connected. Was a game warden at a state lake first time I met him. Had two pearl handled guns on. To collect fishing fees? Maybe their happy? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

08-11-2005, 12:23 PM	#12
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	(sigh) That just made me very sad. That's all.

08-11-2005, 02:19 PM	#14
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	because there is no way for those poor girls to filter out the axe murderers? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-11-2005, 02:19 PM	#15
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	I.......just.......can't.........resist..........I'll take a thigh and a leg please! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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