Who likes Spoonerisms???

Cyclefrance · 09-22-2005, 03:40 AM

Spoonerisms are a quaint English delicacy - the one that springs immediately to my mind refers to the all-female acrobatic act referred to as 'a cunning array of stunts'

Any others that you find memorable?

Silent · 09-22-2005, 10:11 AM

The difference between a womens track team and a team of female midget mensa members: One is an array of cunning runts

Cyclefrance · 09-22-2005, 10:29 AM

Jogged the memory - thanks:

Nuns in the bath - souls full of hope

BigV · 09-22-2005, 10:59 AM

What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket?

One of them snatches watches.

barefoot serpent · 09-22-2005, 12:31 PM

my Cellar member name used to be: e unibus plurum

Does Latin count?

BigV · 09-22-2005, 12:45 PM

tipping thread dangerously onto one rail...

What's the difference between a poor golfer and a poor skydiver?

One of them goes: "tttttThWACK! Shit!"

Dagney · 09-22-2005, 03:37 PM

Don't sweat the petty things

Iggy · 09-22-2005, 04:08 PM

Don't pet the sweaty things either.

Clodfobble · 09-22-2005, 05:13 PM

My doctor once called it a "hypodeemic nurdle."

Dagney · 09-22-2005, 05:36 PM

Is that like geting your merds wixed up?

Cyclefrance · 09-22-2005, 06:06 PM

Quite so, and ending up flaying the pool, and reeling a fight filly sucker

capnhowdy · 09-22-2005, 06:12 PM

or waving your fist at your neighbor and yelling "miss on you pister....get in your own jack yard and back off!

SouthOfNoNorth · 09-23-2005, 10:55 AM

two pickets to titsburgh, please!

wolf · 09-23-2005, 11:29 AM

Cupid Stunt.

09-22-2005, 03:40 AM	#1
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Who likes Spoonerisms??? Spoonerisms are a quaint English delicacy - the one that springs immediately to my mind refers to the all-female acrobatic act referred to as 'a cunning array of stunts' Any others that you find memorable? __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

09-22-2005, 10:29 AM	#3
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Jogged the memory - thanks: Nuns in the bath - souls full of hope __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

09-22-2005, 10:59 AM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? One of them snatches watches. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-22-2005, 12:45 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	tipping thread dangerously onto one rail... What's the difference between a poor golfer and a poor skydiver? One of them goes: "tttttThWACK! Shit!" __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-22-2005, 03:37 PM	#7
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Don't sweat the petty things __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

09-22-2005, 10:11 AM	#2
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	The difference between a womens track team and a team of female midget mensa members: One is an array of cunning runts

09-22-2005, 12:31 PM	#5
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	my Cellar member name used to be: e unibus plurum Does Latin count?

09-22-2005, 04:08 PM	#8
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	Don't pet the sweaty things either. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

09-22-2005, 05:13 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My doctor once called it a "hypodeemic nurdle."

09-22-2005, 05:36 PM	#10
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Is that like geting your merds wixed up? __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

09-22-2005, 06:06 PM	#11
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Quite so, and ending up flaying the pool, and reeling a fight filly sucker __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

09-22-2005, 06:12 PM	#12
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	or waving your fist at your neighbor and yelling "miss on you pister....get in your own jack yard and back off! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-23-2005, 10:55 AM	#13
SouthOfNoNorth Colloquialist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 77	two pickets to titsburgh, please! __________________ Don't you worry about the day-glo orange life preserver, it won't save you. Swim for the shores just as fast as you're able.....

09-23-2005, 11:29 AM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Cupid Stunt. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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