impotence

Trilby · 10-03-2005, 07:15 PM

I can't write my paper. It's a stupid, worthless little impotent paper, but, still---I canna write it. I am frozen in fear. I shall be exposed as a fraud. goddamn. I suck more than anyone has ever sucked. I am not worthy of a lot of shit that I can't think of right now.
Damn. I dunno what do DO.

Clodfobble · 10-03-2005, 07:46 PM

What's the topic?

slang · 10-03-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I suck more than anyone has ever sucked.

Ok, go see if you can cure-suck some impotent guy, then write a paper on it, then get an infomercial.....and so on and so on

wolf · 10-04-2005, 01:30 AM

Despite my near legendary ability to hold forth on just about any topic, that smaller subset of things I know absolutely nothing about includes "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf".

Let me know if you have to write a scholarly paper on bad science fiction films of the Fifties and Sixties ...

Elspode · 10-04-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I can't write my paper. It's a stupid, worthless little impotent paper, but, still---I canna write it. I am frozen in fear. I shall be exposed as a fraud. goddamn. I suck more than anyone has ever sucked. I am not worthy of a lot of shit that I can't think of right now.
Damn. I dunno what do DO.

I'm supposed to be writing my montly President's letter for our organizational newsletter, and I can't think of a thing. What's your topic? Maybe thinking about your paper will break something loose for my article.

Trilby · 10-04-2005, 02:31 PM

I'm supposed to analyze the play WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF and say things like, what the major theme is (Illusion vs. Reality) (Biology vs. History) and stuff like that. Problem is--I don't know the material well enough to really talk about it--I'm just learning the stuff. Like, what is the Seed of the play? What is the Counter Through-action? Yeah, stuff I don't really know. You could write about Illusion Vs. Reality for your letter--it IS getting on to Samhain.

dar512 · 10-04-2005, 04:12 PM

Bri,

First you have to know what the teacher thinks those phrases mean. Somewhere in your previous materials (or in the lectures) they were probably explained.

I assume you read the play. Have you read it more than once? I find that helps.

Now pretend your best friend is sitting in your living room. You've both read the play and she asks you what you think it's all about. What would you say to him/her? Phrase it conversationally. There's your rough draft for the theme of the play.

You have lots of good ideas, Bri. Just get 'em lined up and write 'em down.

Griff · 10-04-2005, 04:39 PM

I'm supposed to be writing a major review of the literature on teaching methods for youts with autism, so I can't write your paper. I don't know a thing about your play, but I know your Prof is gay, so make it about sexuality.

dar512 · 10-13-2005, 11:18 AM

So. How'd the paper turn out?

limey · 10-13-2005, 05:34 PM

Does anyone else get a headache from Wolf's post, followed about twelve hours later by Bri's

?

busterb · 10-13-2005, 06:04 PM

Damn that word scared me. impotence as in http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...F8&q=impotence

Trilby · 10-13-2005, 06:10 PM

paper was...sucky. but, turned it. Waiting for grade. We'll see. still, was quell suck-ola.

lumberjim · 10-13-2005, 07:02 PM

cock

lumberjim · 10-13-2005, 07:03 PM

- thought that might cheer you up a bit. don't mention it. it's my pleasure

Trilby · 10-14-2005, 03:22 PM

It did cheer me. Thanks. It's a good word.

10-03-2005, 07:15 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	impotence I can't write my paper. It's a stupid, worthless little impotent paper, but, still---I canna write it. I am frozen in fear. I shall be exposed as a fraud. goddamn. I suck more than anyone has ever sucked. I am not worthy of a lot of shit that I can't think of right now. Damn. I dunno what do DO. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-04-2005, 01:30 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Despite my near legendary ability to hold forth on just about any topic, that smaller subset of things I know absolutely nothing about includes "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf". Let me know if you have to write a scholarly paper on bad science fiction films of the Fifties and Sixties ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-04-2005, 02:31 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm supposed to analyze the play WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF and say things like, what the major theme is (Illusion vs. Reality) (Biology vs. History) and stuff like that. Problem is--I don't know the material well enough to really talk about it--I'm just learning the stuff. Like, what is the Seed of the play? What is the Counter Through-action? Yeah, stuff I don't really know. You could write about Illusion Vs. Reality for your letter--it IS getting on to Samhain. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-04-2005, 04:12 PM	#7
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Bri, First you have to know what the teacher thinks those phrases mean. Somewhere in your previous materials (or in the lectures) they were probably explained. I assume you read the play. Have you read it more than once? I find that helps. Now pretend your best friend is sitting in your living room. You've both read the play and she asks you what you think it's all about. What would you say to him/her? Phrase it conversationally. There's your rough draft for the theme of the play. You have lots of good ideas, Bri. Just get 'em lined up and write 'em down. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-04-2005, 04:39 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm supposed to be writing a major review of the literature on teaching methods for youts with autism, so I can't write your paper. I don't know a thing about your play, but I know your Prof is gay, so make it about sexuality. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-03-2005, 07:46 PM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What's the topic?

10-13-2005, 11:18 AM	#9
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	So. How'd the paper turn out? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-13-2005, 05:34 PM	#10
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Does anyone else get a headache from Wolf's post, followed about twelve hours later by Bri's ? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

10-13-2005, 06:04 PM	#11
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Damn that word scared me. impotence as in http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...F8&q=impotence __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

10-13-2005, 06:10 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	paper was...sucky. but, turned it. Waiting for grade. We'll see. still, was quell suck-ola. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-13-2005, 07:02 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	cock __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-13-2005, 07:03 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	- thought that might cheer you up a bit. don't mention it. it's my pleasure __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-14-2005, 03:22 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	It did cheer me. Thanks. It's a good word. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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