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11-11-2003, 07:24 PM
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I can hear my ears
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i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
rectum? damn near killed 'em!
some one help me out!
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11-11-2003, 07:47 PM
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Radical Centrist
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And the parrot said "So's mine, must be something in the water."
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11-11-2003, 08:30 PM
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lurkin old school
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Paddy O'Furniture.
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11-11-2003, 08:32 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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"Whoo hoo! This means the Eagles won the Superbowl!!"
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11-11-2003, 08:57 PM
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Radical Centrist
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"Some asshole's got my pen!"
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11-11-2003, 08:59 PM
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The future is unwritten
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11-11-2003, 10:53 PM
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Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
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Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said. She said, "Rectum." "Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
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...with all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane... |
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11-11-2003, 11:04 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I was thinking it maybe had something to do with a gerbil and Jerry Penacoli.
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11-11-2003, 11:06 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Re: Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
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thank you!
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11-11-2003, 11:37 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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11-12-2003, 06:14 AM
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Professor
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It isn't a fucking joke
That what they said when my grandfather almost died of colon cancer.
Have some sympathy, assholes! |
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11-14-2003, 10:02 AM
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Professor
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"Yes, it does"
"No soap. Radio" |
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11-14-2003, 10:23 AM
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Keymaster of Gozer
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"Do you know how many economists you have to kill to get a pound of brains?!?"
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11-14-2003, 08:22 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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"Walk out? Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"
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11-14-2003, 10:02 PM
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100:10100
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"that's nothing...read the card!"
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