7/29/2002: Navel fluff collection

Undertoad · 07-29-2002, 10:06 AM

Only days after the toenail collection guy comes the navel fluff collection guy. This gent appears to have two decades' worth.

"Over the last 18 years my navel has accumulated an average of 3.03 milligrams of fluff each day, with little variation between one day and the next. Weighing such small quantities with any accuracy requires a large sample collected over a long period, and I doubt that many people have done this, so its not known whether the volume of fluff generated by my navel is any indication of what is normal."

Again, friends, let your freak flag fly.

07-29-2002, 10:06 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/29/2002: Navel fluff collection Only days after the toenail collection guy comes the navel fluff collection guy. This gent appears to have two decades' worth. "Over the last 18 years my navel has accumulated an average of 3.03 milligrams of fluff each day, with little variation between one day and the next. Weighing such small quantities with any accuracy requires a large sample collected over a long period, and I doubt that many people have done this, so its not known whether the volume of fluff generated by my navel is any indication of what is normal." Again, friends, let your freak flag fly.

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