Dec 25, 2009: Merry Christmas

[xoxoxoBruce]

After spending the whole day with family, and/or extended family, and knocking back a few toddies or eggnogs, you might be fed up. Sure you'll be fed up food and goodies, but you might be fed up with more than that, like your nagging Mother-In-Law. Or maybe your daughter/niece's new boyfriend that's unemployed because he won't work for the man, has a tattoo on his forehead, and keeps calling you a capitalist pig, after filling his belly with your food and taking your gifts.

So one thing leads to another and suddenly you have to get out of town, quickly... very quickly. Now a camping trip in the wilderness might be in order, for say, 10 or 15 years. If you plan your kit in advance, you won't have to live like a caveman. Here's some items you might consider...



Now I'm not suggesting violence as a solution for your exasperation, especially on Christmas. But being prepared to weather periods of convenience deprivation, can't hurt... right? Merry Christmas.


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