Random Cellarite Fact of the Day

lookout123 · 09-01-2005, 02:35 AM

As i mentioned in another thread, i will continue posting a new cellarite fact of the day every day - except the days i don't. from this point on i will be posting those facts in this thread. although any and everyone can post to the thread i would ask you not to post additional "cellarite facts" directly to the thread. i will gladly accept any submissions through the PM and i will credit you with the submission - i just don't want to see a bunch of facts every day for 3 or 4 days and then see the thread die.

ok?

lookout123 · 09-01-2005, 02:37 AM

TW, my noble nemesis, i hope you are honored (or at least see) that you are the very first permanent Cellarite Fact of the Day.

TW once challenged a dead woman to a staring contest. The corpse nearly won, until TW's famous humor made her laugh.

NovemberRain · 09-10-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

i just don't want to see a bunch of facts every day for 3 or 4 days and then see the thread die.

lookout123 · 09-10-2005, 10:19 PM

i know i know. i've been too busy to keep this up. this one is from Zippyt. please submit ideas. (maybe some that aren't about TW, even)

arguing with TW is like wrestling with a pig in mud, after a while you just realize the pig is having fun rolling in the mud .

lookout123 · 09-11-2005, 01:55 PM

Lumberjim likes to think he is the most annoying Cellarite when, in fact, it is a rotating honor that he only occasionally holds. He is, however, the most annoying husband that Jinx has.

I forget who typed this one, but i saw it and grabbed it. (then modified it) whoever typed it - good job.

NovemberRain · 09-11-2005, 05:01 PM

Who is Jinx's least annoying husband then? And isn't she afraid of getting busted for polygamy?

wolf · 09-11-2005, 05:05 PM

They haven't found a body. He was declared legally dead, though.

BigV · 09-12-2005, 12:24 PM

It's not polyandry if she endures them serially.

jinx · 09-12-2005, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NovemberRain

And isn't she afraid of getting busted for polygamy?

:snort: As if.
I'm not enamored enough with men to clean the body hair from more than one out of the tub every day.

Elspode · 09-12-2005, 03:01 PM

Based on this response, I offer this new Cellar Fact of the Day Suggestion:

Jinx would have become a lesbian if Lumberjim hadn't started doing a full-body depilation each day.

BigV · 09-12-2005, 03:06 PM

Actually, I think it's the depilation that grosses her out. She really just wants him to clean his own hair out of the drain. She prolly knew he was hairy to begin with, but the shedding! Oy!

plthijinx · 09-12-2005, 03:06 PM

OH SHIT!

Elspode · 09-12-2005, 04:50 PM

It is only messy the first time. Doing it on a daily basis removes such tiny hairs that they are held in suspension and go easily down the drain.

Its the long, snarfy ones that coagulate in the soap scum and really make it grotty for Jinx.

wolf · 09-13-2005, 12:16 AM

I didn't need to know that.

lumberjim · 09-13-2005, 05:44 AM

not all that random fact:

Lookout should know better than to hope that people wil follow his rules about posting in a thread. Given the tangental nature of this beast, it is more likely to devolve into a discussion about an innocent bather's body hair composition and retention rates than to stay on track as a repository of actual random facts.

PS. my body hair is nothing compared to the birds nests i pull out of the drain each morning from jinx's mane. and the random 3 foot long ones that always seem to find their way into the armpits of my clean shirts so that they dangle out my sleeve and tickle the inside of my arms until i realize what the hell is going on, and spin around like a dog chasing his tail for ten minutes trying to see this single fucking hair, and capture it. gah!

09-01-2005, 02:35 AM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Random Cellarite Fact of the Day As i mentioned in another thread, i will continue posting a new cellarite fact of the day every day - except the days i don't. from this point on i will be posting those facts in this thread. although any and everyone can post to the thread i would ask you not to post additional "cellarite facts" directly to the thread. i will gladly accept any submissions through the PM and i will credit you with the submission - i just don't want to see a bunch of facts every day for 3 or 4 days and then see the thread die. ok? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-01-2005, 02:37 AM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	TW, my noble nemesis, i hope you are honored (or at least see) that you are the very first permanent Cellarite Fact of the Day. TW once challenged a dead woman to a staring contest. The corpse nearly won, until TW's famous humor made her laugh. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-10-2005, 10:19 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i know i know. i've been too busy to keep this up. this one is from Zippyt. please submit ideas. (maybe some that aren't about TW, even) arguing with TW is like wrestling with a pig in mud, after a while you just realize the pig is having fun rolling in the mud . __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-11-2005, 05:01 PM	#6
NovemberRain Don't Call Me Shirley Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 79	Who is Jinx's least annoying husband then? And isn't she afraid of getting busted for polygamy? __________________ "America is not a young land. She is very old. Before the white man, before the Indian, the evil was there, waiting." - William Burroughs, The Naked Lunch

09-11-2005, 05:05 PM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	They haven't found a body. He was declared legally dead, though. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-11-2005, 01:55 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Lumberjim likes to think he is the most annoying Cellarite when, in fact, it is a rotating honor that he only occasionally holds. He is, however, the most annoying husband that Jinx has. I forget who typed this one, but i saw it and grabbed it. (then modified it) whoever typed it - good job.

09-12-2005, 12:24 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's not polyandry if she endures them serially. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-12-2005, 03:01 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Based on this response, I offer this new Cellar Fact of the Day Suggestion: Jinx would have become a lesbian if Lumberjim hadn't started doing a full-body depilation each day. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-12-2005, 03:06 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Actually, I think it's the depilation that grosses her out. She really just wants him to clean his own hair out of the drain. She prolly knew he was hairy to begin with, but the shedding! Oy! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-12-2005, 03:06 PM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	OH SHIT! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-12-2005, 04:50 PM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It is only messy the first time. Doing it on a daily basis removes such tiny hairs that they are held in suspension and go easily down the drain. Its the long, snarfy ones that coagulate in the soap scum and really make it grotty for Jinx. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-13-2005, 12:16 AM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I didn't need to know that. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-13-2005, 05:44 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	not all that random fact: Lookout should know better than to hope that people wil follow his rules about posting in a thread. Given the tangental nature of this beast, it is more likely to devolve into a discussion about an innocent bather's body hair composition and retention rates than to stay on track as a repository of actual random facts. PS. my body hair is nothing compared to the birds nests i pull out of the drain each morning from jinx's mane. and the random 3 foot long ones that always seem to find their way into the armpits of my clean shirts so that they dangle out my sleeve and tickle the inside of my arms until i realize what the hell is going on, and spin around like a dog chasing his tail for ten minutes trying to see this single fucking hair, and capture it. gah! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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