Rules of Engagement

Shawnee123 · 11-02-2006, 05:05 PM

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=12270

1) If you need a magnifier to see the diamond, make sure she's not a material girl.

2) If possible, ask the father for her hand in marriage. It makes both dad and daughter feel good.

3) Try to find a romantic place to propose

That is all

wolf · 11-02-2006, 05:23 PM

4) No engagements with less than 6 months hard dating involved.

5) Be wary of anyone who refers to their last couple of lays as "my nth fiance/fiancee" who never actually got married. Your engagement will have exactly that much value.

Elspode · 11-03-2006, 04:07 PM

6) Prenups are mandatory if you are marrying beneath you, loathesome if you are marrying up.

7) Proposal trousers should be loose fitting and comfy lest you burst out the rear seam in the process of kneeling.

Sundae · 11-03-2006, 04:18 PM

8) Don't say "yes" just because he loves you - divorce will hurt more people in the long run

wolf · 11-03-2006, 07:00 PM

9) You also are able to acquire plenty of free milk.

11-03-2006, 07:47 PM

I broke all the rules, tricked my wife into saying yes then blackmailed her into sticking with it.
We are still married.

11-02-2006, 05:05 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Rules of Engagement http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=12270 1) If you need a magnifier to see the diamond, make sure she's not a material girl. 2) If possible, ask the father for her hand in marriage. It makes both dad and daughter feel good. 3) Try to find a romantic place to propose That is all __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-02-2006, 05:23 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	4) No engagements with less than 6 months hard dating involved. 5) Be wary of anyone who refers to their last couple of lays as "my nth fiance/fiancee" who never actually got married. Your engagement will have exactly that much value. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-03-2006, 04:07 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	6) Prenups are mandatory if you are marrying beneath you, loathesome if you are marrying up. 7) Proposal trousers should be loose fitting and comfy lest you burst out the rear seam in the process of kneeling. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-03-2006, 04:18 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	8) Don't say "yes" just because he loves you - divorce will hurt more people in the long run __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-03-2006, 07:00 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	9) You also are able to acquire plenty of free milk. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-03-2006, 07:47 PM	#6
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I broke all the rules, tricked my wife into saying yes then blackmailed her into sticking with it. We are still married.

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