March 24, 2007: Neck tumor man

Undertoad · 03-24-2007, 09:50 AM

The UK Metro has this one, an oddity. It would have appeared two days ago, but the Crystal Caves sent so much traffic that day, it became necessary to hold off additional hits. Sorry!

Apparently Huang Liquan first noticed a little growth in his neck in 1990. But you know us men. It's no big deal, we don't wanna go to the doctor, it's not a toomah!

Only sometimes it is a toomah.

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Liqian developed symptoms such as severe pain and restricted movement two years ago, so he decided that it was time to find out what was happening to his body.

After finally approaching doctors with the growing problem, his medical diagnosis revealed that he had a neck tumour.

lumberjim · 03-24-2007, 10:08 AM

yeah, and his neck tumor has a neck tumor, too. holy jabba the hut, batman~!!

zippyt · 03-24-2007, 10:15 AM

Damn sorry for this dude BUT ,,,

I wounder if any body has called him a DICKHEAD to his face ???

Sheldonrs · 03-24-2007, 10:20 AM

Bruce Banner caught in mid-transition.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by link

First Affiliated Hospital of Chongging University of Medical Services in southwest China's Chongging

That's a pretty capitalist sounding name for a Chinese institution.

Kumbulu · 03-24-2007, 02:05 PM

Hmmmm...FAHCU...nice.

Kumbulu · 03-24-2007, 02:14 PM

My mistake, that should be FAHCUMS.

King · 03-24-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That's a pretty capitalist sounding name for a Chinese institution.

That's the way it's going over there. They just brought in their first law protecting property ownership.

Oh and

at the picture!

monster · 03-24-2007, 07:01 PM

Do you think it would taste like pork?

/oops sorry, wrong day

King · 03-24-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Do you think it would taste like pork?

/oops sorry, wrong day

seakdivers · 03-24-2007, 07:44 PM

Huh. Interesting.

I wonder why upper part of his body (arms, etc) are disproportionate to the lower part of the body. Bad circulation from the tumor?

zippyt · 03-24-2007, 08:27 PM

spermazotial backup ????

Sorry ;(

Clodfobble · 03-24-2007, 08:50 PM

His neck looks pretty elongated too, like the tumor's given it a little African-neck-ring treatment. I wonder if his head will be all floppy once they remove the tumor?

kerosene · 03-25-2007, 12:51 AM

Geez, that poor man! It does look like it has somehow affected his upper body in general. I wonder how that works?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by King

That's the way it's going over there. They just brought in their first law protecting property ownership.

That law wasn't because they cared about the rights of the individual. It's to convince foreign investors their investment won't snatched by the state. Boeing refused to build a facility in Viet Nam because they don't have such a law.

03-24-2007, 10:08 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, and his neck tumor has a neck tumor, too. holy jabba the hut, batman~!! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2007, 10:15 AM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Damn sorry for this dude BUT ,,, I wounder if any body has called him a DICKHEAD to his face ??? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-24-2007, 10:20 AM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Bruce Banner caught in mid-transition. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-24-2007, 07:01 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Do you think it would taste like pork? /oops sorry, wrong day __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2007, 08:27 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	spermazotial backup ???? Sorry ;( __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-24-2007, 02:05 PM	#6
Kumbulu Kitten Whisperer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 49	Hmmmm...FAHCU...nice.

03-24-2007, 02:14 PM	#7
Kumbulu Kitten Whisperer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 49	My mistake, that should be FAHCUMS.

03-24-2007, 07:44 PM	#11
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Huh. Interesting. I wonder why upper part of his body (arms, etc) are disproportionate to the lower part of the body. Bad circulation from the tumor?

03-24-2007, 08:50 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	His neck looks pretty elongated too, like the tumor's given it a little African-neck-ring treatment. I wonder if his head will be all floppy once they remove the tumor? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-25-2007, 12:51 AM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Geez, that poor man! It does look like it has somehow affected his upper body in general. I wonder how that works?

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