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Old 06-03-2007, 03:05 AM   #1
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Turn You On

its pretty ridiculously easy to turn on a dude.
ladies just move intimately closer to him, touch his ear softly and the back of his neck and he's already . Have a lady put her index finger on his lower lip then drag it down h is chest and he is 100% energized.

but its not too hard to turn on a ladyfriend.
just softly with yer fingertips go up her arm until you get to the collarbone. tease her chest by outlining them with ur fingertips while you distracting her, then unexpectedly kiss her neck until her breathin increases. then lean your head over her back and softly kiss and suckle on her shoulder. then move back to the bosom and breathe strongly on it. she'll not be able to take it anymore and grab your head by the bakc of your hair. then its smoothe sailsings my friends
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:15 AM   #2
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Is this cyber sex?
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:48 AM   #3
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You had me at "Hello."
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Old 06-03-2007, 08:14 AM   #4
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*takes notes*
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Old 06-04-2007, 02:28 AM   #5
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intriguing
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:01 AM   #6
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but its not too hard to turn on a ladyfriend.
just softly with yer fingertips go up her arm until you get to the collarbone. tease her chest...
At this point, your lady friend will ask what the hell you are doing, she just thought you were going out for a pint.
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Old 06-04-2007, 07:29 AM   #7
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Not only that, but the other people in the bar are looking at you funny. Funny strange, not funny haha.

You persist in nuzzling her neck and she pushes you off her and into the back of a large leather clad and spiked collar subbie. The Dom is interested by the spectacle and orders his subbie to start nibbling your neck as your girl goes off with anoth...

Sorry, this isn't the dream thread.
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:02 AM   #8
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i meant in an intmate settig b/w two people most likely ina relationship, not a freakin bar
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Old 06-04-2007, 02:39 PM   #9
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But the Dom/sub bit is okay?
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Old 06-05-2007, 12:03 AM   #10
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Should this be done in front of her husband?
Can he be invited to join?
Or should he simply hold the camera?
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:52 PM   #11
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Is this before or after donning the leather sexy apparel?
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:16 AM   #12
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I dunno. May we see a picture and then decide?
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:34 AM   #13
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:14 AM   #14
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after reading the title of the post i thought the body was gonna be

before ya go-go
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:15 AM   #15
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hm. that chick doesn't turn me on. At ALL.
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