flap worthy posts

Aliantha · 11-15-2007, 09:30 PM

First of all, you might need a definition.

A flap worthy post simply makes no sense, and alludes to things which are simply not related to the topic at hand.

Take this one for example:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

I said exactly what I am doing. I don't lie. Just priming the pump. Interesting what comes up. And who did just that five years ago? Who identified wacko poltical extremists that even created a disaster called "Mission Accomplished"? A disaster created by those who see a world in terms of 'liberal' and 'conservative' agenda - also called intolerance. Politial bigotry that promotes hate.

Apparently you did not get the joke. "Happy Holidays" - a specific reference to how 'wacko extremist intolerance' promotes hate especially during Christmas.

Jesus Christ, Aliantha. You see. I just "put the Christ back in Christmas". Clearly I must also hate that Christmas decorations are already up. How dare they impose their religion on us. Or maybe I just don't care whether Santa says "Ha Ha Ha" or "Ho Ho Ho". It's their Santa. They can say what want.

But where can I get my own $200 a night Santa? A little Jack Daniels and a $200 Santa. Save the tw; save the world - a reference to all those extremists who see 'evil liberals' everywhere. Damn. Another empty bottle.

I see where the world is heading - and what you post scares me slightly. It promotes hate and intolerance. And it is not based in facts; only in a poltical agenda.

I ask you, what the hell does george bush have to do with whether or not australian santas say ho ho ho or not? And what does Christ have to do with it???

Have you been drinking tw?

Mockingbird · 11-16-2007, 08:09 AM

I know what I'm getting tw for Christmas!

Some xanax and a tin foil hat.

Cloud · 11-16-2007, 08:38 AM

don't think you can regulate insanity much

Mockingbird · 11-16-2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

don't think you can regulate insanity much

Maybe some ketamine then, if the xanax doesn't do the trick.

ZenGum · 11-16-2007, 08:50 AM

I'd like to lock UG and TW in a room together for a while, or else put them in one of those Star Trek situations where enemies are forced to cooperate to survive.
Not that I think either would find enlightenment or anything, I just think it would be amusing.

Forgive me, I have been drinking

Cloud · 11-16-2007, 08:56 AM

Uh huh. Make 'em wear loincloths and give 'em big tridents to wield.

How much would those tickets go for, I wonder?

DanaC · 11-16-2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Uh huh. Make 'em wear loincloths and give 'em big tridents to wield.

I'm pretty sure Urbane already does...

ZenGum · 11-16-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I'm pretty sure Urbane already does...

Not under his kilt, he doesn't.
But at other times ... yeah I'd believe it

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ZenGum · 11-17-2007, 05:41 AM

I am eagerly hoping that Ali will post "Flaps" and LJ will post "Cock" in the same thread ... Ohhhh the images....

Even sober I have a dirty mind.

Aliantha · 11-17-2007, 05:42 AM

did you know that jimbo doesn't like the word flaps?

DanaC · 11-17-2007, 05:49 AM

Flap em if ya got em ...Rowr rowr

Aliantha · 11-17-2007, 05:50 AM

flaps!

ZenGum · 11-17-2007, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

did you know that jimbo doesn't like the word flaps?

How did you know this?

I must admit, the sound is not pretty, nor are the connotations.
How many people are repulsed by the following phrase?

Moist flaps in my gusset.

Trilby · 11-17-2007, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

How many people are repulsed by the following phrase?

Moist flaps in my gusset.

I am.

Aliantha · 11-17-2007, 06:01 AM

It came up in chat the other day. Ever since then I've been using the word as much as possible. Hence the spattering across the board.

I know I'm a shit stirrer, but what can ya do? I think it's funny.

If other people don't, I guess they could just stop responding now they know why I keep saying it. (besides, I think tw is confused more than normal, so it's even funnier to me).

11-16-2007, 08:09 AM	#2
Mockingbird Master of hand to mouth living Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tulsa, Okla Posts: 189	I know what I'm getting tw for Christmas! Some xanax and a tin foil hat. __________________ When you're low it's either wave that flag or stand there empty-handed. -- Achewood

11-16-2007, 08:38 AM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	don't think you can regulate insanity much __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-16-2007, 08:50 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'd like to lock UG and TW in a room together for a while, or else put them in one of those Star Trek situations where enemies are forced to cooperate to survive. Not that I think either would find enlightenment or anything, I just think it would be amusing. Forgive me, I have been drinking __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-16-2007, 08:56 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Uh huh. Make 'em wear loincloths and give 'em big tridents to wield. How much would those tickets go for, I wonder? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-17-2007, 05:41 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I am eagerly hoping that Ali will post "Flaps" and LJ will post "Cock" in the same thread ... Ohhhh the images.... Even sober I have a dirty mind. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-17-2007, 05:42 AM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	did you know that jimbo doesn't like the word flaps? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-17-2007, 05:49 AM	#11
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Flap em if ya got em ...Rowr rowr

11-17-2007, 05:50 AM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	flaps! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-17-2007, 06:01 AM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	It came up in chat the other day. Ever since then I've been using the word as much as possible. Hence the spattering across the board. I know I'm a shit stirrer, but what can ya do? I think it's funny. If other people don't, I guess they could just stop responding now they know why I keep saying it. (besides, I think tw is confused more than normal, so it's even funnier to me). __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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