which hand do you beat your wife with?

lumberjim · 01-28-2008, 05:36 PM

right or left?

Aliantha · 01-28-2008, 05:37 PM

I don't have a wife

lumberjim · 01-28-2008, 05:38 PM

ok, which hand does your husband beat you with?

Aliantha · 01-28-2008, 05:40 PM

He doesn't beat me...at anything!

Cicero · 01-28-2008, 05:42 PM

Are you suggesting that my husband hurt his hand?!?

I don't appreciate this line of questioning, sir.

binky · 01-28-2008, 05:43 PM

Or, which hand do you beat your husband with?

Cloud · 01-28-2008, 05:54 PM

no spouse. hah!

binky · 01-28-2008, 06:00 PM

so...who do you beat on?

lumberjim · 01-28-2008, 06:06 PM

the little man in the boat, of course....

DucksNuts · 01-28-2008, 08:33 PM

He doesnt count, coz he REAALLLY likes it!

I'm an arse or kidney puncher...usually the right hand unless I use a combination hit.

SteveDallas · 01-28-2008, 08:56 PM

I make my living with my hands--they're too valuable to risk. I pay someone to take care of things for me as necessary.

Trilby · 01-29-2008, 07:02 AM

omg lj kills me

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01-28-2008, 05:36 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	which hand do you beat your wife with? right or left? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-28-2008, 05:37 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I don't have a wife __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-28-2008, 05:38 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok, which hand does your husband beat you with? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-28-2008, 05:40 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	He doesn't beat me...at anything! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-28-2008, 05:42 PM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Are you suggesting that my husband hurt his hand?!? I don't appreciate this line of questioning, sir. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-28-2008, 05:43 PM	#6
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Or, which hand do you beat your husband with? __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-28-2008, 05:54 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no spouse. hah! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-28-2008, 06:00 PM	#8
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	so...who do you beat on? __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-28-2008, 06:06 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the little man in the boat, of course.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-28-2008, 08:33 PM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	He doesnt count, coz he REAALLLY likes it! I'm an arse or kidney puncher...usually the right hand unless I use a combination hit. Last edited by DucksNuts; 01-28-2008 at 09:11 PM. Reason: brain fart

01-28-2008, 08:56 PM	#11
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I make my living with my hands--they're too valuable to risk. I pay someone to take care of things for me as necessary.

01-29-2008, 07:02 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	omg lj kills me

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