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05-19-2008, 01:09 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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You're all Fired!
Clean out your desks. Give your keys and badges to the receptionist on your way out.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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05-19-2008, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I knew I couldn't keep this ruse going forever.
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05-19-2008, 01:12 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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Fired on a Monday. Sounds GREAT to me!
 I left a job (voluntarily) at a psyche hospital and they made me give up my ward keys. I just know that someday I will wish I still had them.
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05-19-2008, 01:21 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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You must be mistaken. You work for me.
Or at least you did, up until a moment ago. |
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05-19-2008, 01:22 PM
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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This is confusing...now, who do I get my severance from?
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05-19-2008, 01:30 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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You can't fire me -- I quit!
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-19-2008, 01:30 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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I was just staying here for old times sake. I made more money at scientistsgonewild.com anyway.
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!:p
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05-19-2008, 01:38 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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The subject of hot, smart girls is actually being discussed at this very moment...
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-19-2008, 01:41 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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I had wondered why my paychecks stopped coming 6 months ago...
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05-19-2008, 01:43 PM
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Snowflake
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-19-2008, 01:46 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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drop the red stapler, flint
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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05-19-2008, 01:58 PM
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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Damn! You beat me to the red stapler comment.
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05-19-2008, 02:04 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Whoo hoo.
I'm going back to bed. I'll start working on my plan for world domination tomorrow, after I file for unemployment.
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