How would you rather die?

lumberjim · 08-02-2008, 10:54 PM

it's a poll.

morethanpretty · 08-02-2008, 10:59 PM

Woo! First vote!

binky · 08-02-2008, 11:18 PM

Damn, where is the overdose of sleeping pills option?

Juniper · 08-02-2008, 11:40 PM

Bit by a rattlesnake sounds the least painful. Yikes!

zippyt · 08-02-2008, 11:54 PM

chased down by wolfs , I want to fight them !!!! AHHHHHHHHH !!!

lumberjim · 08-02-2008, 11:57 PM

i went rattlesnake too....

seems like it would be a quick shock, and then a slow slide into the abyss.

i guess i've been watching to much Animal Planet Tv

Crimson Ghost · 08-03-2008, 12:30 AM

Where's the option of being decapitated on a Greyhound bus?

classicman · 08-03-2008, 12:37 AM

Cloud · 08-03-2008, 01:33 AM

asleep in my bed at age 100.

definitely NOT burnt at the stake.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-03-2008, 01:44 AM

Shot in bed by a jealous husband at the age of 115.

DanaC · 08-03-2008, 05:15 AM

The fishy death sounds fastest.

BrianR · 08-03-2008, 07:54 AM

I voted for the slow death by disease, since I am anyway.

Griff · 08-03-2008, 08:02 AM

Definitely wolves. That would be the most aesthetically pleasing and we'd put on a good show.

Griff · 08-03-2008, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

I voted for the slow death by disease, since I am anyway.

In the way that we all are or did I miss some bad news?

ZenGum · 08-03-2008, 08:06 AM

I went for the lion. It'd glamorous in a way and implies you've been doing something interesting and adventurous. Or incredibly stupid, like climbing into the lion pen at the zoo to retrieve your camera.
At least I'd be giving a good meal to a charismatic animal as I went, it shouldn't take terribly long, and it would be a great story for the family to tell the future generations ... "now old uncle Zengum, colourful chap he was, got eaten by lions while up to some kind of neo-colonial hijinks in Africa somewhere, overthrowing Mugabe or something..."

View Poll Results: How would you rather die?
Eaten alive by a shark	4	11.11%
Eaten alive by a lion	4	11.11%
Bit by a rattlesnake	8	22.22%
Pihrrahas devouring you	4	11.11%
Burnt at the stake	1	2.78%
Slowly wasting away with a disease	8	22.22%
Pack of Wolves chasing you down	7	19.44%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

08-02-2008, 10:54 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	How would you rather die? it's a poll. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-02-2008, 10:59 PM	#2
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Woo! First vote! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

08-02-2008, 11:18 PM	#3
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Damn, where is the overdose of sleeping pills option? __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

08-02-2008, 11:54 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	chased down by wolfs , I want to fight them !!!! AHHHHHHHHH !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-02-2008, 11:40 PM	#4
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Bit by a rattlesnake sounds the least painful. Yikes!

08-02-2008, 11:57 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i went rattlesnake too.... seems like it would be a quick shock, and then a slow slide into the abyss. i guess i've been watching to much Animal Planet Tv __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-03-2008, 12:30 AM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Where's the option of being decapitated on a Greyhound bus? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-03-2008, 12:37 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	__________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-03-2008, 01:33 AM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	asleep in my bed at age 100. definitely NOT burnt at the stake. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-03-2008, 01:44 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Shot in bed by a jealous husband at the age of 115. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-03-2008, 05:15 AM	#11
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The fishy death sounds fastest.

08-03-2008, 07:54 AM	#12
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I voted for the slow death by disease, since I am anyway. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-03-2008, 08:02 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Definitely wolves. That would be the most aesthetically pleasing and we'd put on a good show. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-03-2008, 08:06 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I went for the lion. It'd glamorous in a way and implies you've been doing something interesting and adventurous. Or incredibly stupid, like climbing into the lion pen at the zoo to retrieve your camera. At least I'd be giving a good meal to a charismatic animal as I went, it shouldn't take terribly long, and it would be a great story for the family to tell the future generations ... "now old uncle Zengum, colourful chap he was, got eaten by lions while up to some kind of neo-colonial hijinks in Africa somewhere, overthrowing Mugabe or something..." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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