May 25, 2010: Pink Handfish

Undertoad · 05-25-2010, 11:43 AM

It walks along the ocean floor instead of swimming. It's the elusive Pink Handfish, one of 14 members of the elusive Handfish family.

Because they're fish. With hands. That's it. Do you need a more complicated name?

Anyway, this beast was last seen in 1999 - and only four of them have ever been documented. But scientists have taken until now, the lazy bastards, to grant it official Different Species(TM) status. Maybe it'll show up more now that it has documentation.

Anyway, I've appealed for a rename: the Pink Age-Spotted Ornery Bastard fish with Silicone-Injected Plumped Lips.

NatGeo has the details, and did we mention this doof has only been seen in the vicinity of Hobart, Tasmania.

05-25-2010, 11:43 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	May 25, 2010: Pink Handfish It walks along the ocean floor instead of swimming. It's the elusive Pink Handfish, one of 14 members of the elusive Handfish family. Because they're fish. With hands. That's it. Do you need a more complicated name? Anyway, this beast was last seen in 1999 - and only four of them have ever been documented. But scientists have taken until now, the lazy bastards, to grant it official Different Species(TM) status. Maybe it'll show up more now that it has documentation. Anyway, I've appealed for a rename: the Pink Age-Spotted Ornery Bastard fish with Silicone-Injected Plumped Lips. NatGeo has the details, and did we mention this doof has only been seen in the vicinity of Hobart, Tasmania.

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