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Old 04-09-2009, 05:20 PM   #1
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Shamwow!

Let's see the Shamwow absorb this mess. Dumbass smirky guy decided scrapping with a hooker would be good for the career, I guess.Smoking Gun
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:31 PM   #2
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Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow!
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:41 PM   #3
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Nice left hook-er
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:51 PM   #4
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Sham-yeouch.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:22 AM   #5
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Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow!
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Nice left hook-er
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Sham-yeouch.
You people crack my mind up.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:15 AM   #6
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One would think that he could afford a high-priced call girl.

ShamWow.
Says it right in the name.
You'd be better off trying to wipe up a mess with writing paper.

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Vince Shlomi - With a name like that, you just know this'll be good.

ShamWow chieftain - He has a tribe? Shlomi... Jewish? NTTAWWT...

he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. -
"I'll fuck ya, suck ya, lick yer shit chute, ya can teabag me, ya can pop me in the ass, but NO KISSING! That's too personal."

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. - She fucked him up REAL good.

Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant. - I guess paying a grand for a hooker to fuck your shit up is punishment enough.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:00 AM   #7
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That dude's face ain't right to being with. He looks like a creepy, animatronic...bizarro muppet.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:01 AM   #8
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He is mondo-creepish. :shudders:
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:03 AM   #9
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He is mondo-creepish. :shudders:
Much like the hooker, I thought he was cute until he openned his mouth.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:42 PM   #10
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I thought he was cute until he opened his mouth.
I thought thats when you liked them best
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:15 PM   #11
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I thought thats when you liked them best
2nd best.
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Old 04-12-2009, 12:39 PM   #12
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She prolly got pissed off when he asked her to SlapChop his nuts...

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Old 04-12-2009, 02:56 PM   #13
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Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys.

Very strange.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:58 PM   #14
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Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys.

Very strange.
Yes. God it shows how far down our programing has come. What crap. It will hopefully be another reason for me to get away from TV and back into a more active reading lifestyle.
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