Speaking the Common

Gravdigr · 04-30-2010, 12:13 PM

Today, at the video rental store, as I was dropping off 'Pineapple Express', (it's ok, if your easy to please) I actually heard a man (wearing what appeared to be a custom-tailored suit, and wearing it well I might add) say these exact words:

"Where do da pornos be at?"

One loud "Hah!" escaped my lips. Couldn't help it.

Gravdigr · 04-30-2010, 12:15 PM

Also, a man renting porn at ten in the morning, that's a man with a plan right there.

Cloud · 04-30-2010, 12:18 PM

I agree. The proper term would be "porn."

jinx · 04-30-2010, 12:26 PM

pr0n.
And it's right there on his computer... what is this 'video rental store' thing?

Shawnee123 · 04-30-2010, 12:51 PM

I was thinking the same thing! One doesn't need to go sneaking into the room behind the curtain anymore, then walking out real quick-like in case a relative is in there renting the REAL Free Willy.

Then again, that guy didn't seem to care who knows he wanted to know where they keep the pr0ns.

It's free, right on your computer!

Nirvana · 04-30-2010, 01:10 PM

Maybe he only knows how to use a DVD player

glatt · 04-30-2010, 01:23 PM

Maybe he enjoys making people notice when he's getting some porn. Kinda like an exhibitionist.

Spexxvet · 04-30-2010, 01:40 PM

Maybe he's self-promoting, because he be in da pornos.

Shawnee123 · 04-30-2010, 01:43 PM

Did you axe him if he was in da pronos?

Gravdigr · 04-30-2010, 01:45 PM

I didn't axe him nuffin. Maybe it was a big day for him. He did get all dressed up. Maybe the doc finally scripped him some lil blue pills.

lumberjim · 04-30-2010, 02:04 PM

maybe he sells them?

ZenGum · 05-01-2010, 08:03 AM

Maybe it's his wedding night. Explains the suit.

toranokaze · 05-04-2010, 02:47 PM

Maybe he was just messing with people

Sundae · 05-05-2010, 05:26 AM

There is an NLP exercise where you have to go into a shop and ask for something that they obviously don't sell with complete conviction. For example go into a hairdressers and try to order a pizza. I had a disagreement with an NLP Practioner about the validity of the exercise.

So maybe he was trying a new spin on this, and just altering his accent so he could go back another day and not be recognised.

toranokaze · 05-06-2010, 12:22 PM

That could be, although I might just go and try to order a pizza from the nail place just for kicks now.

04-30-2010, 12:13 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Speaking the Common Today, at the video rental store, as I was dropping off 'Pineapple Express', (it's ok, if your easy to please) I actually heard a man (wearing what appeared to be a custom-tailored suit, and wearing it well I might add) say these exact words: "Where do da pornos be at?" One loud "Hah!" escaped my lips. Couldn't help it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-30-2010, 12:15 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Also, a man renting porn at ten in the morning, that's a man with a plan right there. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-30-2010, 12:18 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I agree. The proper term would be "porn." __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-30-2010, 12:26 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	pr0n. And it's right there on his computer... what is this 'video rental store' thing? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-30-2010, 12:51 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I was thinking the same thing! One doesn't need to go sneaking into the room behind the curtain anymore, then walking out real quick-like in case a relative is in there renting the REAL Free Willy. Then again, that guy didn't seem to care who knows he wanted to know where they keep the pr0ns. It's free, right on your computer! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-30-2010, 01:10 PM	#6
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Maybe he only knows how to use a DVD player __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-30-2010, 01:23 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Maybe he enjoys making people notice when he's getting some porn. Kinda like an exhibitionist.

04-30-2010, 01:40 PM	#8
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Maybe he's self-promoting, because he be in da pornos. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

04-30-2010, 01:43 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Did you axe him if he was in da pronos? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-30-2010, 01:45 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I didn't axe him nuffin. Maybe it was a big day for him. He did get all dressed up. Maybe the doc finally scripped him some lil blue pills. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-30-2010, 02:04 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	maybe he sells them? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-01-2010, 08:03 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Maybe it's his wedding night. Explains the suit. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-04-2010, 02:47 PM	#13
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Maybe he was just messing with people __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

05-05-2010, 05:26 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	There is an NLP exercise where you have to go into a shop and ask for something that they obviously don't sell with complete conviction. For example go into a hairdressers and try to order a pizza. I had a disagreement with an NLP Practioner about the validity of the exercise. So maybe he was trying a new spin on this, and just altering his accent so he could go back another day and not be recognised.

05-06-2010, 12:22 PM	#15
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	That could be, although I might just go and try to order a pizza from the nail place just for kicks now. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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