Clown car stuff

Griff · 06-03-2010, 08:00 PM

What's in your clown car?

jinx · 06-03-2010, 08:01 PM

wolf · 06-04-2010, 01:42 PM

I think if you grind them up you can fit more clowns into even the average clown car. I am indifferent toward clowns, but would rather fill up a clown car with ground mimes, especially the French kind. Is this allowed?

Pie · 06-04-2010, 01:44 PM

Freeze dry them first, then grind 'em. Saves a ton of weight.

wolf · 06-04-2010, 01:47 PM

Can I freeze dry them after grinding? I would like to hear the mimes scream as I feed them into the grinder.

morethanpretty · 06-04-2010, 01:56 PM

If you freeze them slowly from the feet up, you'll still get to hear them screaming, and probably for longer. You don't get the squelch, crunching and red splatter though.

Shawnee123 · 06-04-2010, 04:09 PM

Maybe just blanch them first?

spudcon · 06-04-2010, 05:27 PM

How about Shawnee's dead hoboes?

06-03-2010, 08:00 PM	#1
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06-03-2010, 08:01 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	__________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-04-2010, 01:42 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think if you grind them up you can fit more clowns into even the average clown car. I am indifferent toward clowns, but would rather fill up a clown car with ground mimes, especially the French kind. Is this allowed? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2010, 01:44 PM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Freeze dry them first, then grind 'em. Saves a ton of weight. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

06-04-2010, 01:47 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Can I freeze dry them after grinding? I would like to hear the mimes scream as I feed them into the grinder. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2010, 01:56 PM	#6
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	If you freeze them slowly from the feet up, you'll still get to hear them screaming, and probably for longer. You don't get the squelch, crunching and red splatter though. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

06-04-2010, 04:09 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Maybe just blanch them first? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-04-2010, 05:27 PM	#8
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	How about Shawnee's dead hoboes? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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