What to, uh, do.

Gravdigr · 08-19-2010, 03:01 PM

My neighbor's dog just shit pretty much right on my front porch step. I'm thinking of putting it in a bag and giving it to my neighbor. I'm also thinking of picking it up with a shovel, and throwing it on his porch. I'm also thinking of hitting the little 'Jack Russell/some kind of weiner dog' with said shovel. Now I'm sure my cat, Slick, prolly goes in his yard, and he prolly leaves little kitty feetprints on the neighbor's car, but is that a proper trade for a two pound pile of shit on my front step?

Would it be 'neighborly' to take said pile of doggy do and, oh...I don't know...say...put it under the front seat of his car? It's been 95-100 degrees for the last couple weeks.

08-19-2010, 03:01 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What to, uh, do. My neighbor's dog just shit pretty much right on my front porch step. I'm thinking of putting it in a bag and giving it to my neighbor. I'm also thinking of picking it up with a shovel, and throwing it on his porch. I'm also thinking of hitting the little 'Jack Russell/some kind of weiner dog' with said shovel. Now I'm sure my cat, Slick, prolly goes in his yard, and he prolly leaves little kitty feetprints on the neighbor's car, but is that a proper trade for a two pound pile of shit on my front step? Would it be 'neighborly' to take said pile of doggy do and, oh...I don't know...say...put it under the front seat of his car? It's been 95-100 degrees for the last couple weeks. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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