I want a piece of teh attention whore pie, too.

anonymous · 03-03-2011, 01:57 PM

dammit. I've tried to be a team player dwellar. I've tried to spell and punctuate right. I've tried to be funny and ironic, often at the same time, even.
I've submitted IOTD ideas and had them shot down, I've linked to interesting urls, I've posted naughty bits, I've shared my innermost thoughts and feelings with you all, even withstood spittle on my soul (I realize it was an accident, the poster was eating a Jolly Rancher candy and salivated while speaking, it was no big deal, but it was a little awkward, I've done just about everything I can think of short of starting an all out self pity fest to get some ATTENTION but obviously, you all think I'm boring and I suck.

So fine. I hate you all, you've ruined my life.

Sundae · 03-03-2011, 02:03 PM

Don't go!
Please don't go!
I don't know who you are but I've laughed endlessly at your posts.
And when you hurt your finger I hurt too.

I'll never forget you, not even next week.

But if you have to go, please, please remember me.
PM me and I'll send you a nude 2011 calendar.
Oddly, the local shops all turned them down, so I have 99 boxes in my bedroom... Big Sarge says he can only knock out a couple a day (he means distribute)

Shawnee123 · 03-03-2011, 02:05 PM

The Jolly Rancher candy line sounds way too much like you, SG.

Nirvana · 03-03-2011, 02:09 PM

Me! me! me! its all about fabulous me! me! me! oh wait. . . I did not start this thread!

skysidhe · 03-03-2011, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymous

I've tried to be funny and ironic, often at the same time, even.

often at the same time, even

Sundae · 03-03-2011, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

The Jolly Rancher candy line sounds way too much like you, SG.

Not familiar with it.
But if it makes me sound cool I'll go with it.

Of course it could be my inherent untrained skills.
I was born to the two most successful copywriters in the world, but their rivals were terrified of what the union would spawn, so they kidnapped me and put me into an ordinary working class family with a suspicion of anyone "clever" with words.

From that day to this I've only sparkled occasionally, like a diamond in the midden. Have you come to claim me Shawnee?! No. Damn, you're far too young. Ah well.

Shawnee123 · 03-03-2011, 02:42 PM

Well, I know that you know that "ironic" means "made entirely of iron" but that poster didn't so it couldn't have been you.

I just thought the line has a certain, je ne sais quoi, Sundae feel.

But there are a lot of funny people here though, so whoever it was: LOL.

jimhelm · 03-03-2011, 02:47 PM

it was totally monster

sexobon · 03-03-2011, 02:48 PM

Perhaps all "anonymous" really needs is a username that alludes to things people really want ... like sex and bon bons.

Sundae · 03-03-2011, 02:49 PM

Rereading it all I can only say well done to Anon.
You have achieved a status of irony only usually accorded to Europeans.

Praise from Shawnee and all that.

(none of the above is sarcasm - Shawnee really thought it was me and I was flattered. It's just condescending)

footfootfoot · 03-03-2011, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Rereading it all I can only say well done to Anon.
You have achieved a status of irony only usually accorded to Europeans.

Praise from Shawnee and all that.

(none of the above is sarcasm - Shawnee really thought it was me and I was flattered. It's just condescending)

Well, if you're a-Russian in the hallway...
then European in the bathroom

Pete Zicato · 03-03-2011, 03:38 PM

foot^3's been extra funny since the surgery.

Shawnee123 · 03-03-2011, 03:39 PM

They bumped his humerus.

footfootfoot · 03-03-2011, 03:57 PM

They did run some screws into my humeral head...

monster · 03-03-2011, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

it was totally monster

sadly not. I was beating off at that time.

03-03-2011, 01:57 PM	#1
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I want a piece of teh attention whore pie, too. dammit. I've tried to be a team player dwellar. I've tried to spell and punctuate right. I've tried to be funny and ironic, often at the same time, even. I've submitted IOTD ideas and had them shot down, I've linked to interesting urls, I've posted naughty bits, I've shared my innermost thoughts and feelings with you all, even withstood spittle on my soul (I realize it was an accident, the poster was eating a Jolly Rancher candy and salivated while speaking, it was no big deal, but it was a little awkward, I've done just about everything I can think of short of starting an all out self pity fest to get some ATTENTION but obviously, you all think I'm boring and I suck. So fine. I hate you all, you've ruined my life.

03-03-2011, 02:05 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Jolly Rancher candy line sounds way too much like you, SG. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-03-2011, 02:09 PM	#4
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Me! me! me! its all about fabulous me! me! me! oh wait. . . I did not start this thread! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-03-2011, 02:42 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well, I know that you know that "ironic" means "made entirely of iron" but that poster didn't so it couldn't have been you. I just thought the line has a certain, je ne sais quoi, Sundae feel. But there are a lot of funny people here though, so whoever it was: LOL. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-03-2011, 02:47 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	it was totally monster __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-03-2011, 02:03 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't go! Please don't go! I don't know who you are but I've laughed endlessly at your posts. And when you hurt your finger I hurt too. I'll never forget you, not even next week. But if you have to go, please, please remember me. PM me and I'll send you a nude 2011 calendar. Oddly, the local shops all turned them down, so I have 99 boxes in my bedroom... Big Sarge says he can only knock out a couple a day (he means distribute)

03-03-2011, 02:48 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Perhaps all "anonymous" really needs is a username that alludes to things people really want ... like sex and bon bons.

03-03-2011, 02:49 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Rereading it all I can only say well done to Anon. You have achieved a status of irony only usually accorded to Europeans. Praise from Shawnee and all that. (none of the above is sarcasm - Shawnee really thought it was me and I was flattered. It's just condescending)

03-03-2011, 03:38 PM	#12
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	foot^3's been extra funny since the surgery. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-03-2011, 03:39 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	They bumped his humerus. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-03-2011, 03:57 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	They did run some screws into my humeral head... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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