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Old 08-26-2011, 06:15 AM   #1
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You may be on the wrong side if...

Let's make a list to help the wackos out.

  1. Buddhist monks are burning themselves to protest against you.
  2. You are blowing up UN buildings.
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Old 08-26-2011, 06:16 AM   #2
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personally I'd find this funny.... if I were not concerned for co'workers (probably no one I know out there but there could be techies or WHO staff from here on mission )
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Old 08-26-2011, 07:03 AM   #3
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If you blow up your self thinking there are 100 virgins waiting for you in heaven, only to find out they were sheep.
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Old 08-26-2011, 07:11 AM   #4
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... if you mow down three young men trying to protect their neighbourhood.
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Old 08-27-2011, 02:36 PM   #5
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IF you only watch/get your information from one source.
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Old 08-27-2011, 03:08 PM   #6
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All you can see are the backs of the road signs.
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Old 08-27-2011, 04:48 PM   #7
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If you blow up your self thinking there are 100 virgins waiting for you in heaven, only to find out they were sheep.
Why should the sheep be punished?


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Old 08-27-2011, 06:05 PM   #8
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it comes out shitty.

what?
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Old 08-27-2011, 06:20 PM   #9
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if you reach out for a cuddle and end up on the floor?

alright, alright.....

If the US/UK are selling you arms?
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Old 08-28-2011, 06:21 AM   #10
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All you can see are the backs of the road signs.
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Old 08-28-2011, 06:38 AM   #11
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....if Charlie Sheen is telling you to calm down
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Old 08-28-2011, 04:40 PM   #12
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Why should the sheep be punished?


'Cause they were baaad?

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