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Old 07-25-2011, 01:12 PM   #1
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Recurring Dream/Fantasy

I have been experiencing a recurring dream or fantasy where I am married to "sister wives" who dwell in the Cellar. Do you think this is a healthy fantasy? Oh, the ladies are Monster, IM, Jill, and SamIam. Anyone else have similar dreams?
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Old 07-25-2011, 01:35 PM   #2
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what does 'sister-wife' mean?
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Old 07-25-2011, 01:57 PM   #3
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It's a southern thing.
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:19 PM   #4
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heh... southern Utah.
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:42 PM   #5
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It's from the reality tv series about the mormon with 4 wives.
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:13 PM   #6
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Oh, I thought you married your sisters.
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Old 07-25-2011, 05:24 PM   #7
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Nope. I'd have to be from Arkansas for that.
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Old 07-25-2011, 06:02 PM   #8
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I'm just going to sit quietly. Over here.
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Old 07-25-2011, 06:45 PM   #9
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That would be a recurring nightmare, but ... to each his own.
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:24 AM   #10
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Gravdigr come on. We all know you had a secret fling with Monster
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:27 AM   #11
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It is not a healthy fantasy, as it is so far from reality as to seem bordering on delusional psychosis. I mean, think about it (if you need to go to your happy place to do this, you may) can you picture any of the four of us blushing and giggling all girly-like at your Barney Fife meets Oliver Hardy antics? It might keep one or two of us amused for a couple of hours, but we'll want more. Even the company of three other amazing and fascinating women won't be enough to abate our eventual boredom. In fact, it might throw a real spanner into the works. We'll start to remember what is actually available out there in the real world.

But thanks for thinking of us.
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Old 07-26-2011, 04:38 PM   #12
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I'm crushed. Look, I know all of you have secretly lusted after my hot bod. We could all live together down by the old sewage lagoon in a little cabin and have a brood of kids
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Old 07-26-2011, 08:02 PM   #13
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Your ego would have lasted maybe 3 minutes before being crushed. (oops, too late)
Your body would have followed shortly after.

Consider yourself lucky.
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:25 AM   #14
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I'm crushed. Look, I know all of you have secretly lusted after my hot bod.
It's your cold body that overwhelmed them.
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:40 PM   #15
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Ok, I'm thick headed but I can understand Im's point. I can see how the women will quickly become jealous of my attention. Now I'm thinking about forming a small commune. Let's see, I could hook up with IM. Gravdigr and Monster would be a great pair. I have the perfect woman picked out for UG but I dare not speak her name in fear that she would shove my head up my ass. For diversity, we need Sheldon. Oh let's not forget Emma and Pensive Pam, they could come too. Maybe we could do a reality show like "Big Brother"?
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