Dec 27, 2009: Tree Hauses

SPUCK · 12-27-2009, 05:49 AM

OK! So you're looking for that special get away. Somewhere you can zone out. Recharge. Digest.

You say you want a tree house?
Well.. We'll have to discuss the various types.

We have your basic minimalist unit:

Tacky you say?

Perhaps you want more of a classy medieval type, perhaps thoughts of the lovely Rapunzel come to mind:

No?

OK, perhaps a nose bleeder?

Makes you queasy huh?

Something more rigid?
You don't like swaying?

Here we got S T O U T:

Well if that's too metropolitan perhaps you'd like eclectic.
Last chance.

Changed your mind huh?

G'day!

DanaC · 12-27-2009, 06:02 AM

Gorgeous!

capnhowdy · 12-27-2009, 06:48 AM

All of the above.

Stormieweather · 12-27-2009, 10:17 AM

dam spam.

I built a treehouse when I was a kid. It had a trap door, a picture window complete with curtains, and a porch. I love treehouses!

Trilby · 12-27-2009, 12:02 PM

very sweet!

I covet the medieval one - complete with horses frolicking, please. And daisies for chains and a fairy godmother who comes for coffee.

TheMercenary · 12-28-2009, 09:53 AM

Ok, I'm digging #3. I could live somewhere like that if it could withstand the wind.

Gravdigr · 12-28-2009, 04:22 PM

Do NOT fucking want!!!!

casimendocina · 12-28-2009, 07:52 PM

My favourite is the eye. The others are fantastic except the Japanese one in the middle of the road. The tree itself is great, but the treehouse itself just looks like a transportable that's been stuck up in a tree. Boring.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2009, 08:16 PM

The tree was built at the same time as the treehouse, casi, they're a matched set.

The first one is a teahouse. The third one is home for cannibals and their animals.

classicman · 12-28-2009, 08:25 PM

Cannabis what???

Gravdigr · 12-30-2009, 06:21 AM

What cannabis?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2009, 11:22 AM

Not cannabis, cannibals... the people you don't want to say, "eat me", to.

Griff · 12-30-2009, 01:43 PM

Cuz they'll put you in their brownies?

casimendocina · 12-31-2009, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The tree was built at the same time as the treehouse, casi, they're a matched set.
.

How very Japanese.

12-27-2009, 05:49 AM	#1
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Dec 27, 2009: Tree Hauses OK! So you're looking for that special get away. Somewhere you can zone out. Recharge. Digest. You say you want a tree house? Well.. We'll have to discuss the various types. We have your basic minimalist unit: Tacky you say? Perhaps you want more of a classy medieval type, perhaps thoughts of the lovely Rapunzel come to mind: No? OK, perhaps a nose bleeder? Makes you queasy huh? Something more rigid? You don't like swaying? Here we got S T O U T: Well if that's too metropolitan perhaps you'd like eclectic. Last chance. Changed your mind huh? G'day!

12-27-2009, 10:17 AM	#4
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	dam spam. I built a treehouse when I was a kid. It had a trap door, a picture window complete with curtains, and a porch. I love treehouses! __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

12-27-2009, 12:02 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	very sweet! I covet the medieval one - complete with horses frolicking, please. And daisies for chains and a fairy godmother who comes for coffee. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-28-2009, 09:53 AM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ok, I'm digging #3. I could live somewhere like that if it could withstand the wind. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-28-2009, 04:22 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Do NOT fucking want!!!! Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-27-2009, 06:48 AM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	All of the above. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-28-2009, 07:52 PM	#8
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	My favourite is the eye. The others are fantastic except the Japanese one in the middle of the road. The tree itself is great, but the treehouse itself just looks like a transportable that's been stuck up in a tree. Boring.

12-28-2009, 08:16 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The tree was built at the same time as the treehouse, casi, they're a matched set. The first one is a teahouse. The third one is home for cannibals and their animals. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-28-2009, 08:25 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Cannabis what??? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-30-2009, 06:21 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What cannabis? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-30-2009, 11:22 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not cannabis, cannibals... the people you don't want to say, "eat me", to. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-30-2009, 01:43 PM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Cuz they'll put you in their brownies? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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