Happy Oh Shit there's a Tax Return Due Today Day

monster · 02-15-2012, 07:04 AM

I just checked on the offchance, I thought it was due at the end of the month...... nope, the 15th. grrr. now i have to do it before I can go figure skating because after that I'm out all day. Or cancel walk/lunch with my friend who I haven't seen for a while. Good job I didn't rush off to swim without checking.

monster · 02-15-2012, 07:24 AM

my instructions lied. I found the form and it is the 28th. Might as well do it now, but where in the heck did I put the W2s I printed?

infinite monkey · 02-15-2012, 07:33 AM

You can do my taxes for me. I don't normally itemize, but I bet you could find some loopholes like expenses for dead hobo storage. Those dead hobos don't store themselves, you know. I should get a break, I'm performing a public service.

monster · 02-15-2012, 07:59 AM

These are stupid tax forms. We (small non-profit community pool) withhold state tax from employees. We have to file and pay it quarterly. And also report it annualy -reporting that nothing is owed because it was already filed and paid. Those people in Lansing love their paperwork. I found the W2s.

Sundae · 02-15-2012, 08:47 AM

I thought I might be due a tax refund this year because I was taxed when I worked at Boots.
However now I work 25 hours a week at school instead of 20, looks like I'll be tipped over into taxable pay.
Ridiculous tax threshold, when I do not earn enough to live on my own and can only do this job thanks to my parents' forebearance.

monster · 02-15-2012, 09:03 PM

Tax returns were one of the biggest culture shocks moving to America. Now I do about 30 a year for various non-profits (most are easy and Quickbooks does the majority of the work) and our own two family ones (State and federal) -we do these by hand They are a pain in the ass! Yes we pay much less tax than we did in Britain, but occasionally I'm not entirely sure it's worth it.....

the only time I ever filled in a form for UK taxes was when we moved heremid tax-year.

Sundae · 02-16-2012, 05:30 AM

I'm liking heremid.
New words all the time

monster · 02-16-2012, 05:54 AM

heremid the merkins one should efforticate to use olde english words.

Sundae · 02-16-2012, 06:00 AM

Oh, ah.

02-15-2012, 07:04 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Happy Oh Shit there's a Tax Return Due Today Day I just checked on the offchance, I thought it was due at the end of the month...... nope, the 15th. grrr. now i have to do it before I can go figure skating because after that I'm out all day. Or cancel walk/lunch with my friend who I haven't seen for a while. Good job I didn't rush off to swim without checking. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-15-2012, 07:24 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	my instructions lied. I found the form and it is the 28th. Might as well do it now, but where in the heck did I put the W2s I printed? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-15-2012, 07:59 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	These are stupid tax forms. We (small non-profit community pool) withhold state tax from employees. We have to file and pay it quarterly. And also report it annualy -reporting that nothing is owed because it was already filed and paid. Those people in Lansing love their paperwork. I found the W2s. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-15-2012, 09:03 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Tax returns were one of the biggest culture shocks moving to America. Now I do about 30 a year for various non-profits (most are easy and Quickbooks does the majority of the work) and our own two family ones (State and federal) -we do these by hand They are a pain in the ass! Yes we pay much less tax than we did in Britain, but occasionally I'm not entirely sure it's worth it..... the only time I ever filled in a form for UK taxes was when we moved heremid tax-year. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-16-2012, 05:54 AM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	heremid the merkins one should efforticate to use olde english words. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-15-2012, 07:33 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You can do my taxes for me. I don't normally itemize, but I bet you could find some loopholes like expenses for dead hobo storage. Those dead hobos don't store themselves, you know. I should get a break, I'm performing a public service.

02-15-2012, 08:47 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I thought I might be due a tax refund this year because I was taxed when I worked at Boots. However now I work 25 hours a week at school instead of 20, looks like I'll be tipped over into taxable pay. Ridiculous tax threshold, when I do not earn enough to live on my own and can only do this job thanks to my parents' forebearance.

02-16-2012, 05:30 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm liking heremid. New words all the time

02-16-2012, 06:00 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh, ah.

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