6/23: Mine field camel

Undertoad · 06-23-2001, 11:22 AM

This camel was stuck in a mine field. So some concerned folks got together and rescued it, using a helicopter. Yay team! They put a bag over its head so that it wouldn't panic.

The Mrs. reports that on public radio yesterday they were explaining a method of drug-smuggling that the Afghans have come up with. She thinks this isn't exactly right, it's all from memory, but... you take a camel to where you want the drugs to be and have her give birth. You take the baby away, then take the mother to where the drugs are. Pack the drugs on her back, then she will walk - remembering the whole way, even across shifting sands - back to where the baby is.

ChrisD · 06-23-2001, 03:13 PM

Ah. So that explains all those camels I've been seeing here in DC. Didn't pay them any mind..

cd

PS: First post, been trolling for weeks, love the site, Tony.

elSicomoro · 06-24-2001, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by ChrisD
Ah. So that explains all those camels I've been seeing here in DC. Didn't pay them any mind..

What camels? All I saw in DC were vultures. ;-)

signed, a bitter former resident

TheDollyLlama · 06-25-2001, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Tony Shepps
[They put a bag over its head so that it wouldn't panic.

Call it the dirty old man in me, but I think they put the bag over it's head for another reason. It gets awful lonely out there in the desert...

Chewbaccus · 06-26-2001, 07:34 AM

Lemme get this straight....they put a bag over its head, hooked it to a helicopter, and flew it through the air over a mine field...and it wasn't supposed to panic?

Well, at least their hearts were in the right place...

~Mike

Slithy_Tove · 06-26-2001, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Tony Shepps
...you take a camel to where you want the drugs to be and have her give birth. You take the baby away, then take the mother to where the drugs are. Pack the drugs on her back, then she will walk - remembering the whole way, even across shifting sands - back to where the baby is.

I dunno. No one would notice a bunch of rider-less camels with baggage on their backs, wandering across the landscape? No one would think it odd? No one would just decide to snag one of those neat-looking unattached camels for themselves?

Imagine any large city, and a BMW standing at a traffic light, keys in the ignition, no owner in sight... how long would it last?

I think if I were running drugs in the Mideast, I would find some more secure way to do it. I wouldn't trust a camel to be a mule, so to speak.

06-26-2001, 07:34 AM	#5
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	Lemme get this straight....they put a bag over its head, hooked it to a helicopter, and flew it through the air over a mine field...and it wasn't supposed to panic? Well, at least their hearts were in the right place... ~Mike __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

06-23-2001, 11:22 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	This camel was stuck in a mine field. So some concerned folks got together and rescued it, using a helicopter. Yay team! They put a bag over its head so that it wouldn't panic. The Mrs. reports that on public radio yesterday they were explaining a method of drug-smuggling that the Afghans have come up with. She thinks this isn't exactly right, it's all from memory, but... you take a camel to where you want the drugs to be and have her give birth. You take the baby away, then take the mother to where the drugs are. Pack the drugs on her back, then she will walk - remembering the whole way, even across shifting sands - back to where the baby is.

06-23-2001, 03:13 PM	#2
ChrisD Poker Pariah Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 31	Ah. So that explains all those camels I've been seeing here in DC. Didn't pay them any mind.. cd PS: First post, been trolling for weeks, love the site, Tony.

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