Arab TV Guide

Undertoad · 03-02-2003, 03:19 PM

The wife insisted that I post this.

SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

Nothing But Net · 03-02-2003, 04:11 PM

Well, this is the funniest version of the genre.

I have a secret. Remember the email going around with 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' with various celebrity responses.

When I first got this a few years back I added my own response:
--------------------------
COLONEL SANDERS:

I missed one?
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.. then passed it on.

It has now become part of the Chicken/Road codex, it seems.

Wha', you don't believe me?

If I was going to brag on something it wouldn't be this...

03-02-2003, 03:19 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Arab TV Guide The wife insisted that I post this. SUNDAY: 8:00 - My 33 Sons 8:30 - Osama Knows Best 9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed 9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal 10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies MONDAY: 8:00 - Husseinfeld 9:00 - Mad About Everything 9:30 - Monday Night Stoning 10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money 10:30 - Allah McBeal TUESDAY: 8:00 - Wheel of Terror 8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right 9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things 9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer WEDNESDAY: 8:00 - Beat the Press 8:30 - When Kurds Attack 9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread 9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone 10:00 - Veilwatch THURSDAY: 8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi 8:30 - MUSTASH 9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 9:30 - Married with 139 Children 10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News FRIDAY: 8:00 - Judge Saddam 8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions 9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire? 9:30 - Cave and Garden Television 10:00 - No-Witness News SATURDAY: 8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban 8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway? 9:00 - Teletalibans 9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

03-02-2003, 04:11 PM	#2
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Well, this is the funniest version of the genre. I have a secret. Remember the email going around with 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' with various celebrity responses. When I first got this a few years back I added my own response: -------------------------- COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? -------------------------- .. then passed it on. It has now become part of the Chicken/Road codex, it seems. Wha', you don't believe me? If I was going to brag on something it wouldn't be this...

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