Clocks Spring forward in US tonight

monster · 03-09-2013, 09:28 PM

except in the places where they don't, of course....

Griff · 03-10-2013, 08:28 AM

Once again, I will note that I am not cool with clock changes, but will not piss into the wind.

tw · 03-10-2013, 03:28 PM

For the next three weeks, people who had clocks that automatically did that change are now looking at the wrong time. Congress made that change because Congressman made a decision equivalent to what Frazier and the Penn State directors did to Paterno. Made a conclusion based in Rush Limbaugh logic. New daylight saving times did nothing except create problem. Congressman just knew it was needed because their penis or vagina told them it was good.

SteveDallas · 03-10-2013, 04:07 PM

The worst night of the year. No contest.

zzzzzzzz

Griff · 03-10-2013, 07:45 PM

Amen. Try not to crash your car tomorrow.

monster · 03-10-2013, 08:28 PM

Apparently heart attacks increase after DST begins. And workplace injuries

xoxoxoBruce · 03-10-2013, 08:33 PM

There is no law that says you have to change your clock, or can't set it back an hour or two if you'd druther.

Griff · 03-11-2013, 05:27 AM

Hmmm... who is retired in this thread?

wolf · 03-11-2013, 12:26 PM

The time change screws me up something fierce, for about two weeks. Last night I was up until the channel I was watching switched over to infomercials and I wasn't even close to tired. This morning my ass is dragging.

But all of my clocks are close to "correct," at least. I didn't miss any this iteration. And the one I missed last time, well, it's correct again now.

classicman · 03-11-2013, 07:40 PM

Fuggit ... I get to play a round of disc golf after work!

Imma do it more as I need the exercise.

ZenGum · 03-11-2013, 10:16 PM

You're in work? I must have missed that. Is it a good job, or just "something"?

wolf · 03-11-2013, 11:21 PM

One of my native friends posted ... only a white man can cut a foot off the bottom of a blanket, sew it onto the top and think the blanket is longer.

JuancoRocks · 03-12-2013, 04:42 AM

Dare to be different.......

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 07:41 AM

I keep picturing clocks jumping out at me from behind doors, or curtains, or springing out of a foxhole...saying BOO!

monster · 03-12-2013, 07:51 AM

Alarming. That must really tick you off.

or perhaps you're just a little cuckoo, like my grandfather.

03-09-2013, 09:28 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Clocks Spring forward in US tonight except in the places where they don't, of course.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2013, 08:28 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Once again, I will note that I am not cool with clock changes, but will not piss into the wind. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-10-2013, 07:45 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Amen. Try not to crash your car tomorrow. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-10-2013, 08:28 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Apparently heart attacks increase after DST begins. And workplace injuries __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2013, 08:33 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There is no law that says you have to change your clock, or can't set it back an hour or two if you'd druther. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-10-2013, 03:28 PM	#3
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	For the next three weeks, people who had clocks that automatically did that change are now looking at the wrong time. Congress made that change because Congressman made a decision equivalent to what Frazier and the Penn State directors did to Paterno. Made a conclusion based in Rush Limbaugh logic. New daylight saving times did nothing except create problem. Congressman just knew it was needed because their penis or vagina told them it was good.

03-10-2013, 04:07 PM	#4
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	The worst night of the year. No contest. zzzzzzzz

03-11-2013, 05:27 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Hmmm... who is retired in this thread? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-11-2013, 12:26 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The time change screws me up something fierce, for about two weeks. Last night I was up until the channel I was watching switched over to infomercials and I wasn't even close to tired. This morning my ass is dragging. But all of my clocks are close to "correct," at least. I didn't miss any this iteration. And the one I missed last time, well, it's correct again now. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-11-2013, 07:40 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Fuggit ... I get to play a round of disc golf after work! Imma do it more as I need the exercise. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-11-2013, 10:16 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You're in work? I must have missed that. Is it a good job, or just "something"? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-11-2013, 11:21 PM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	One of my native friends posted ... only a white man can cut a foot off the bottom of a blanket, sew it onto the top and think the blanket is longer. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-12-2013, 04:42 AM	#13
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Clocks Spring forward in US tonight....... Dare to be different....... Attached Images __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

03-12-2013, 07:41 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I keep picturing clocks jumping out at me from behind doors, or curtains, or springing out of a foxhole...saying BOO!

03-12-2013, 07:51 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Alarming. That must really tick you off. or perhaps you're just a little cuckoo, like my grandfather. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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