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Old 04-02-2012, 08:10 AM   #1
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April Fools

I enjoyed this article from the BBC about the modern day equivalents of Shakespeare's various fools

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17476117

probably not so meaningful to non-Briits/anglocomedyphiles, but maybe those people could provide different suggestions for the roles?

Also props to Zengum who is feeling unappreciated down there in Health with his vaccine against autism story.

My problem with April Fool's news stories these days is that I often find myself hoping that some stories are jokes and they turn out not to be. I wonder if the bearers of bad/controversial news deliberately wait to publish on April 1 in the hope that the true sting will be numbed by the foolery surrounding it?
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Old 04-02-2012, 09:33 AM   #2
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 04-02-2012, 09:40 AM   #3
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who said that?
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:10 AM   #4
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Nobody talks to me either.
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:14 PM   #5
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*points*

Your shoe's untied.
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Old 04-01-2015, 01:03 PM   #6
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And with a terrified look on his face, he says "there is a spider on your head".



April Fool.
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Old 04-01-2015, 02:20 PM   #7
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Old 04-01-2015, 02:31 PM   #8
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*points*

Your shoe's untied.
dude. that's *your* shoe.
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Old 04-02-2015, 10:58 PM   #9
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Old 04-03-2015, 10:13 AM   #10
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Sorry, bit late:


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Old 04-03-2015, 10:22 AM   #11
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Looks like that door has been pushed open with a foot a few times.
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Old 04-03-2015, 10:34 AM   #12
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Looks like that door has been pushed open with a foot a few times.
Aaah, I had been wondering
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Old 04-03-2015, 10:49 AM   #13
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The smudge marks are a foot, but I bet the worn paint section above it is a small dog scratching to be let in.
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Old 04-03-2015, 11:08 AM   #14
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Good call.
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Old 04-03-2015, 03:02 PM   #15
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Or the werekitty.
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