Emails

[xoxoxoBruce]

A friend forwarded this email this morning asking me to explain it to her.
It was all red white and blue with flags and shit but this is the text.

Date: September 8, 2017 at 8:45 PM
Subject: FLO & HER BOSS AT PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE!!!

Please forward to ALL!!!

Flo and Her Boss
Stephanie Courtney, the actress, who plays "Flo" in the Progressive Insurance TV commercials, gets paid $500,000 per year.

In case you didn't know.....The "Harley Owners Group," the biggest motorcycle club in America, perhaps even in the world, hasn't found any members that have Progressive Insurance since word got out about Progressive's communist affiliations.

Progressive's association with George Soros, alone, should bring chills up your back. Oh, you don't know who George Soros is? He financed the Obama progressive affiliations.

Progressive Insurance...
Who are they? You've seen and probably smiled at the clever Progressive Insurance TV commercials. Well, you're about to learn the rest of the story.
PROGRESSIVE AUTO INSURANCE ~ You know their TV commercials ... The ones featuring the ditsy actress all dressed in white. What you might not know is that the Chairman of Progressive is Peter Lewis, one of the major funders of leftist causes in America.

Between 2001 and 2003, Lewis funneled $15 million to the ACLU, the group most responsible for destroying what's left of America's Judo-Christian heritage. Lewis also gave $12.5 million to MoveOn.org http://moveon.org/ and America Coming Together, two key propaganda arms of the socialist left.

His funding for these groups was conditional on matching contributions from George Soros, the America-hating socialist who is the chief financier of the Obama political machine.

Lewis made a fortune as a result of capitalism, but now finances a progressive movement that threatens to destroy the American free enterprise system.

His group is targeting television shows on Fox News. Peter Lewis is making a fortune off of conservative Americans (who buy his auto insurance), then he uses that money to dismantle the very system that made him wealthy. He's banking on no one finding out who he is, so STOP buying Progressive Insurance and pass this information on to all your friends.

Chairman Lewis' gift helps the ACLU promote their anti-Christmas agenda such as: Removing nativity scenes from public property Banning songs such as Silent Night from schools Refusing to allow students to write about the Christian aspect of Christmas in school project Renaming 'Christmas break' to 'Winter break Refusing to allow a city sponsored Christmas parade to be called a Christmas parade Not allowing a Christmas tree in a public school Renaming a Christmas tree displayed on public property a Holiday tree In addition to their war on Christmas, the ACLU uses gifts like that from Chairman Lewis to Sue states to force them to legalize homosexual marriage Force libraries to remove porn filters from their computers Sue the Boy Scouts to force them to accept homosexuals as scout leaders Help legalize child pornography Legalize live sex acts in bars in Oregon Protect the 'North American Man-Boy-Love Association' whose motto is "sex by eight or it is too late" Censor student-led prayer at graduation Remove "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance Remove "In God We Trust" on our currency

Or: http://www.truthorfiction.com/ rumors/a/ ACLU - Lewis.
All of a sudden I don't care for their "funny" commercials.

Good grief, I didn't know where to begin.

[sexobon]

Poor Flo, Stockholm syndrome ya know.

[Gravdigr]

I don't believe anything written by anyone too stupid to use even close-to-proper punctuation, re:

Chairman Lewis' gift helps the ACLU promote their anti-Christmas agenda such as: Removing nativity scenes from public property Banning songs such as Silent Night from schools Refusing to allow students to write about the Christian aspect of Christmas in school project Renaming 'Christmas break' to 'Winter break Refusing to allow a city sponsored Christmas parade to be called a Christmas parade Not allowing a Christmas tree in a public school Renaming a Christmas tree displayed on public property a Holiday tree In addition to their war on Christmas, the ACLU uses gifts like that from Chairman Lewis to Sue states to force them to legalize homosexual marriage Force libraries to remove porn filters from their computers Sue the Boy Scouts to force them to accept homosexuals as scout leaders Help legalize child pornography Legalize live sex acts in bars in Oregon Protect the 'North American Man-Boy-Love Association' whose motto is "sex by eight or it is too late" Censor student-led prayer at graduation Remove "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance Remove "In God We Trust" on our currency

Well, it was interesting for minute, anyway.

[Happy Monkey]

Other emails....

Not only does the Trump White House Department of Nepotism (Ivanka and Jared) have yet another private email account (the third) being used to discuss official White House business.
They have a private email server. Hosted at Trump Tower

[xoxoxoBruce]

I'm sure it was a honest mistake, after all none of that tribe know what the fuck they're doing.

[sexobon]

If Ivanka's been naughty and needs a spanking, I'm ready to serve my country.

[Gravdigr]

Good man.