Nov 13th, 2018: Jack O'Lantern

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2018, 11:15 PM

Poor little pumpkin, just another veggie in the garden. A little yellow gourd that nobody walking through wants to nosh.
Then comes harvest time and all the other veggies are lovingly carried off to the farmer's house.
But poor pumpkin is left behind to suffer the shorter days and chilly nights vined to the garden patch.

Then comes October and Pumpkin will transmogrify into the super gourd... Jack O'Lantern!
The star of the month that children beg for, fight siblings over, make mothers crazy over.
Jack O'Lantern, superstar, do you think you are what they say you are?

But then it's suddenly November and you're a rotting, moldy, tree rat gouged, abomination.
I know how you feel.

fargon · 11-13-2018, 08:08 AM

We have a couple of them in the front of the building.

blueboy56 · 11-13-2018, 08:34 PM

Oops, sorry. I was going to suggest feeding them to the neighborhood chickens, then I saw the photos of the poor, decompositionally, deflated thingees and thought, mayby not. Till next year.

Gravdigr · 11-13-2018, 09:41 PM

Feed 'em to the meese.

11-12-2018, 11:15 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nov 13th, 2018: Jack O'Lantern Poor little pumpkin, just another veggie in the garden. A little yellow gourd that nobody walking through wants to nosh. Then comes harvest time and all the other veggies are lovingly carried off to the farmer's house. But poor pumpkin is left behind to suffer the shorter days and chilly nights vined to the garden patch. Then comes October and Pumpkin will transmogrify into the super gourd... Jack O'Lantern! The star of the month that children beg for, fight siblings over, make mothers crazy over. Jack O'Lantern, superstar, do you think you are what they say you are? But then it's suddenly November and you're a rotting, moldy, tree rat gouged, abomination. I know how you feel. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-13-2018, 08:08 AM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	We have a couple of them in the front of the building. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-13-2018, 09:41 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Feed 'em to the meese. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-13-2018, 08:34 PM	#3
blueboy56 Master Locutor Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 151	Oops, sorry. I was going to suggest feeding them to the neighborhood chickens, then I saw the photos of the poor, decompositionally, deflated thingees and thought, mayby not. Till next year.

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