Argument Clinic

lumberjim · 10-14-2003, 08:06 PM

Yes, I'd like to have an argument?

Uryoces · 10-14-2003, 08:07 PM

No you don't.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2003, 08:40 PM

Be sure and let us know how it turns out.

juju · 10-14-2003, 09:07 PM

What would you like to argue about? We have specialists in many different areas.

lumberjim · 10-14-2003, 11:08 PM

I really don't think you DO have specialists in many different areas. On the contrary, it is my assertation that this "cellar" is entirely composed of a group of 7 government agents each with 154 different "handles" like "brucexoxoxo" and "dave" and "juju". They then use this forum to control the thoughts and directions of the millions who read these comments on a day to day basis.

Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person. i can, therefore expose you to the afore mentioned millions. Thank you.

Elspode · 10-14-2003, 11:19 PM

I'm sorry, this is abuse. Stupid git...

juju · 10-14-2003, 11:20 PM

I see. You have chosen the 'Wolf' card. She will be here shortly to commit you.

Do you have insurance?

lumberjim · 10-14-2003, 11:31 PM

what you're not saying out loud, is that "Wolf" is really a code word for you're field team that is on it's way to my house to confiscate my computer and search it for subversive material. uh huh....yep....

>>>>>>>>
RIGHT!!
>>>>>>>>HOLD IT!!.......THIS IS SILLY....NO NO, THAT'S IT....ARGUMENT OVER...THIS IS NO GOOD...ITS JUST SILLY...MOVE ALONG NOW PEOPLE....NOTHING TO SEE HERE.......AND NO SINGING!!!<<<<<<<<<<<

wolf · 10-15-2003, 12:30 AM

Directions for Proper Construction

(I should really just put in a calendar prompt as a reminder to post this at least once per quarter.)

Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Kofi Annan · 10-15-2003, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
......government agents....

Well I use my real name when posting.........."Mr. Jim"

e unibus plurum · 10-15-2003, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person.

it's ALUMINUM foil!
can't you get anything right?

wolf · 10-15-2003, 01:01 PM

Maybe yours is aluminum ...

elSicomoro · 10-15-2003, 01:06 PM

Silly fools who don't know the awesome properties of molybdenum!

And if you don't have insurance, you have to go to the free clinic, which is run by me.

lumberjim · 10-15-2003, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kofi Annan

Well I use my real name when posting.........."Mr. Jim"

and yet you subliminally transmit that you control the world covertly

hmmmm....

and my real name is Lum Berjim

elSicomoro · 10-16-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
and my real name is Lum Berjim

Chinese?

10-14-2003, 08:06 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Argument Clinic Yes, I'd like to have an argument? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-14-2003, 08:07 PM	#2
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	No you don't. __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

10-14-2003, 08:40 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Be sure and let us know how it turns out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-14-2003, 11:08 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I really don't think you DO have specialists in many different areas. On the contrary, it is my assertation that this "cellar" is entirely composed of a group of 7 government agents each with 154 different "handles" like "brucexoxoxo" and "dave" and "juju". They then use this forum to control the thoughts and directions of the millions who read these comments on a day to day basis. Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person. i can, therefore expose you to the afore mentioned millions. Thank you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-14-2003, 11:19 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm sorry, this is abuse. Stupid git... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-14-2003, 09:07 PM	#4
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	What would you like to argue about? We have specialists in many different areas.

10-14-2003, 11:20 PM	#7
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	I see. You have chosen the 'Wolf' card. She will be here shortly to commit you. Do you have insurance?

10-14-2003, 11:31 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what you're not saying out loud, is that "Wolf" is really a code word for you're field team that is on it's way to my house to confiscate my computer and search it for subversive material. uh huh....yep.... >>>>>>>> RIGHT!! >>>>>>>>HOLD IT!!.......THIS IS SILLY....NO NO, THAT'S IT....ARGUMENT OVER...THIS IS NO GOOD...ITS JUST SILLY...MOVE ALONG NOW PEOPLE....NOTHING TO SEE HERE.......AND NO SINGING!!!<<<<<<<<<<< __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-15-2003, 12:30 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Directions for Proper Construction (I should really just put in a calendar prompt as a reminder to post this at least once per quarter.) Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-15-2003, 01:01 PM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Maybe yours is aluminum ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-15-2003, 01:06 PM	#13
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Silly fools who don't know the awesome properties of molybdenum! And if you don't have insurance, you have to go to the free clinic, which is run by me.

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