Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Lady Sidhe]

------ He Should Have Picked on Someone His Own Size -------

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - A hefty California prostitute turned
the tables on an abusive, small client with his own knife
and paraded him naked in front of other streetwalkers. The
Bakersfield Californian said the man drove up to the uniden-
tified woman and asked to pay for sex. He ignored her direc-
tions on where to park, and went to a field where he alleg-
edly pulled a knife. The man stands 5-foot-5 and weighs 140
pounds and the woman stands 5-foot-7 and weighs 245 pounds.
She soon had the knife away from him and ordered him to
strip. She then drove back to where other prostitutes were
and asked if anyone recognized him. Police did and charged
45-year-old Adrian Ramirez with committing forcible sex acts
on the 24-year-old woman. Police said Ramirez has a lengthy
criminal record including four counts of rape. He is free on
$250,000 bond awaiting his Dec. 30 hearing.


Joey Buttafuoco, who gained notoriety in 1992 when his aff-
air with a teenager led to his wife's shooting, was arres-
ted Wednesday and charged with insurance fraud after making
phony repair estimates at his auto body shop. Buttafuoco,
co-owner of California Collision of Chatsworth, allegedly
told undercover investigators how to file phony insurance
claims for undamaged cars. Prosecutors charged him with
three counts of insurance fraud and one count of grand
theft. He was being held on $50,000 bail. A separate action
was also filed by the state to suspend or revoke the body
shop's license, alleging the shop charged customers over
$12,000 for repair work that was not done.


Now THAT'S what I'M talkin' 'bout!!


Sidhe