What is the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?

Nothing But Net · 03-31-2005, 12:57 AM

If you have used a hood ornamant as a road guidance system, you're an alcoholic.
If you have used a blood trail as road guidance system, you're a drunk.

If you have been arrested for DUI, you're an alcoholic.
If you have been arrested for DUI, on your way to work, you're a drunk.

If you have taken alcohol with you into the bathroom, you're an alcoholic.
If you have taken alcohol with you into the shower, you're a drunk.

If you drink alone, you're an alcoholic.
If you buy rounds for the house, you're a drunk.

If you pick up a strange woman and take her home, you're an alcoholic.
If you pick up a strange woman and drop her off at her boyfriend's home, you're a drunk.

If you think the bartender shorted you $5 in change, you're an alcoholic.
If you figure out tomorrow the bartender actually shorted you $15 in change, you're a drunk.

If you have a reserved seat at the bar, you're an alcoholic.
If you have a reserved cell at the jail, you're a drunk.

If you keep a bottle of liquor in your car, you're an alcoholic.
If you keep a bottle of liquor at your lawyer's office, you're a drunk.

If you have ever fought in a bar, you're an alcoholic.
If you have ever won a bar fight, you're a drunk.

If you call in sick because of a hangover, you're an alcoholic.
If you call in sick for everyone in the company, you're a drunk.

wolf · 03-31-2005, 01:42 AM

If Wolf is on a first name basis with you and you are not in her dayplanner, you're a drunk.

busterb · 04-16-2005, 10:47 PM

If you go to the meetings you're an alcoholic, just get drunk your a drunk.

03-31-2005, 12:57 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	What is the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? If you have used a hood ornamant as a road guidance system, you're an alcoholic. If you have used a blood trail as road guidance system, you're a drunk. If you have been arrested for DUI, you're an alcoholic. If you have been arrested for DUI, on your way to work, you're a drunk. If you have taken alcohol with you into the bathroom, you're an alcoholic. If you have taken alcohol with you into the shower, you're a drunk. If you drink alone, you're an alcoholic. If you buy rounds for the house, you're a drunk. If you pick up a strange woman and take her home, you're an alcoholic. If you pick up a strange woman and drop her off at her boyfriend's home, you're a drunk. If you think the bartender shorted you $5 in change, you're an alcoholic. If you figure out tomorrow the bartender actually shorted you $15 in change, you're a drunk. If you have a reserved seat at the bar, you're an alcoholic. If you have a reserved cell at the jail, you're a drunk. If you keep a bottle of liquor in your car, you're an alcoholic. If you keep a bottle of liquor at your lawyer's office, you're a drunk. If you have ever fought in a bar, you're an alcoholic. If you have ever won a bar fight, you're a drunk. If you call in sick because of a hangover, you're an alcoholic. If you call in sick for everyone in the company, you're a drunk.

03-31-2005, 01:42 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If Wolf is on a first name basis with you and you are not in her dayplanner, you're a drunk. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-16-2005, 10:47 PM	#3
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	If you go to the meetings you're an alcoholic, just get drunk your a drunk. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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