Jessica Simpsonism

Razorfish · 03-16-2004, 03:43 PM

Got this off of Fark. Some unintentional humor as said by Jessica Simpson:

Quote:

Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."

Article found here

Just some humor to lighten up the day.

elSicomoro · 03-16-2004, 05:33 PM

In this case, I wouldn't bust on her too much...I barely know what they do myself, beyond the BIA.

staceyv · 03-16-2004, 09:28 PM

you know, after watching her reality show a few times, i can honestly say that i like her. i think that the stupid things she says are cute and innocent, and she seems like a genuinely nice person.

Nothing But Net · 03-16-2004, 09:41 PM

Jessica, upon meeting the Sultan:

"You know, if you would stop 'sultan everybody people would like you better"

On meeting the Mullah:

"I've heard mullahs were long on top and short on the bottom. Why do you have that rag on your head?"

On meeting the Secretary of the Interior:

"Oh, isn't that the job that Monica Whats-her-name used to have?"

ladysycamore · 03-17-2004, 07:43 AM

I think she's an all around good person, and she's probably smart (on an average). I think that the things that she says are from a place of honesty, and not so much "blonde stupidity". I also think that people made too much of a big deal out of the Chicken Of The Sea thing. I mean hell, even *I* was wondering what that meant, and if you saw her asking about it, she *did* say that she knew it was tuna, but why does it say "chicken". An honest question, I thought.

03-17-2004, 07:43 AM	#5
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	I think she's an all around good person, and she's probably smart (on an average). I think that the things that she says are from a place of honesty, and not so much "blonde stupidity". I also think that people made too much of a big deal out of the Chicken Of The Sea thing. I mean hell, even I was wondering what that meant, and if you saw her asking about it, she did say that she knew it was tuna, but why does it say "chicken". An honest question, I thought. __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

03-16-2004, 05:33 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	In this case, I wouldn't bust on her too much...I barely know what they do myself, beyond the BIA.

03-16-2004, 09:28 PM	#3
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	you know, after watching her reality show a few times, i can honestly say that i like her. i think that the stupid things she says are cute and innocent, and she seems like a genuinely nice person.

03-16-2004, 09:41 PM	#4
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Jessica, upon meeting the Sultan: "You know, if you would stop 'sultan everybody people would like you better" On meeting the Mullah: "I've heard mullahs were long on top and short on the bottom. Why do you have that rag on your head?" On meeting the Secretary of the Interior: "Oh, isn't that the job that Monica Whats-her-name used to have?"

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