![]() |
|
Current Events Help understand the world by talking about things happening in it |
![]() |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
![]() |
#1 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
A bear walks into a hospital...
ROCKY MOUNT, Va. -- An adult black bear was shot and killed after it wandered into a hospital, authorities said.
The 300-pound male bear was first spotted walking along a street Tuesday night, authorities said. When the bear wandered in front of the nearby Carilion Franklin Memorial Hospital, it activated a sensor that opens the hospital's doors. The bear walked into a computer room and two police officers shut the door behind the animal, said Lt. Karl Martin of the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries. Officers planned to sedate the bear, but they worried about what might happen if the bear got loose in the hospital. So an officer shot and killed the bear. No one was injured. The computer room sustained minor damage, Martin said. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
stalking a Tom
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: on the edge of the english channel
Posts: 1,000
|
Would it still have been shot if it had remembered to renew its insurance? That's the way it works over there isn't it?
__________________
I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
|
That would suck trying to clean bear brains and guts out of keyboards and monitors.
__________________
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
The story isn't actually all that good.
It's the picture that is gold. Imagine walking down a sterile hallway and meeting up with a big old bear. Totally unexpected. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 | |
stalking a Tom
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: on the edge of the english channel
Posts: 1,000
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
The urban Jane Goodall
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,012
|
It wouldn't have been that difficult to entice the bear out of there instead of blowing it away.
In that environment the smell of real food would carry quite clearly.
__________________
I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
stalking a Tom
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: on the edge of the english channel
Posts: 1,000
|
Quite agree TS.
__________________
I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
-◊|≡·∙■·∙≡|◊-
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Parts unknown.
Posts: 4,081
|
300 pounds? Sure doesn't look like it. Looks like a big cub to me.
__________________
♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
|
that's bullshit. they didn't have to kill that bear. goddamn hillbillies.. poor thing is probably in a stew right now. afraid it would wake up if they sedated it, my ass.
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
|
I always knew this would happen to Yogi someday if he kept screwing with Mr. Ranger.
__________________
"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Hugh Jackman fan
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 24
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
|
I wouldn't be leading bears around with food but they could have darted the bugger.
Bear killed, tested for rabies Pa. woman was mauled last week BY GREG ERBSTOESSER Press & Sun-Bulletin GREAT BEND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- A wild black bear that may have mauled a Dubois Street woman last week will be tested for rabies, but results won't be known for another day or two. Officials will test a 100-pound male bear captured Sunday on the property where 43-year-old Annette Senior was attacked June 8, Pennsylvania Game Commission spokesman Tim Conway said Monday. Game officials have been unable to determine conclusively that the bear killed Sunday is the same one that mauled Senior, but decided to destroy and test the bear because of the nature of the attack, the first reported in Pennsylvania this year. "We acted on the side of caution," Conway said. Senior has begun receiving a series of rabies shots as a precaution, state Health Department spokeswoman Jessica Seiders said. Senior was bitten, clawed and scratched on the head, arms and chest. She was rushed to Community Medical Center, Scranton, where she was admitted last Tuesday. The hospital would not say whether she remains a patient. After the attack, a bear trap fabricated from a metal culvert was set up on the Senior property. Senior was attacked outside her home after she let her dog out on a wire run before retiring for the night. Game officials said the bear chased the dog, which ran back toward Senior. The dog veered off but the bear continued, attacking Senior and then taking off. The Seniors were unavailable Monday for comment. Susquehanna County and northeastern Pennsylvania as well as Broome and Tioga counties are considered prime habitat for black bears. Game officials say people living near wooded areas can reduce the chance of bear attacks by removing bird feeders from yards, storing garbage in covered trash barrels and putting ammonia-soaked rags inside barrels to mask food odors.
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 3,338
|
I live near here and heard about this on the news.
Once again, the revenge motive rears it's ugly head. An innocent animal is killed to avenge a human injury. Same thing happens with sharks. Even that bear in the hospital should NOT have been killed. A trank dart was the best method of dealing with him. Safer for the staff, patients, animal control and the bear too. They could have kept it sedated until animal control got there and took custody of the bear, which would have been released into the wild far away. I'm by no means a PETA robot, but I do respect the sanctity of life in all species (except bugs). Rabies testing need not involve death to the subject. All you need to do is watch it for ten days to two weeks. If you don't see symptoms (they will be obvious to the trained eye), let the darn thing go! Sorry for the rant but it's a hot button issue for me. Brian
__________________
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
stalking a Tom
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: on the edge of the english channel
Posts: 1,000
|
Quote:
__________________
I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 | |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|