Not the Photo ID Thread

Sundae · 07-01-2009, 09:24 PM

See what I did there?
Fooled the terrorists

Okay.
I look like Myra Hindley.
It's not my fault - we're not allowed to smile any more.
And the rest.

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General photo requirements
Eyes must be open and clearly visible, with no flash reflections and no "red eye"
Facial expression must be neutral (not frowning nor smiling) with the mouth closed
Photos must show both edges of the face clearly
Photos must show a full front view of face and shoulders, squared to the camera
Photos must not show the subject looking over one shoulder (portrait style) or with head tilted to one side or backwards or forwards
The face and shoulder image must be centered in the photo
There must be no hair across the eyes
Photos must reflect/represent natural skin tone
Photos must be clear, sharp and in focus
Photos with shadows on the face or background are unacceptable
Photos must be taken with uniform lighting and not show shadows or flash reflection on the face and head
Photos must show a plain, uniform, light grey or cream background. 5 - 10% grey is recommended as a background.
Hats or head coverings are not permitted except when worn for religious reasons and only if the full facial features are clearly visible
Black and white photos are not acceptable
Where very young children are being supported, the hands if visible must not be above the shoulder
Photos must not be manipulated, for example, by removing spots or softening lines, shadows, etc

Please bear in mind this is a photo of a photo. So it's probably grimmer than it looks!

jinx · 07-01-2009, 09:39 PM

I like it SG... it looks like a passport photo...

Sundae · 07-01-2009, 09:42 PM

I feel better now.
Though you still exude your own brand of sexuality.

Jim sez - I probably won't, but hey, try me anyway (or is that just wishful thinking?)
Jinx sez - Oh darlin', you can't afford even to LOOK!

monster · 07-01-2009, 10:00 PM

oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait.....

monster · 07-01-2009, 10:05 PM

ok, you have to wait long time, I'm out of beer, it's late, off to bed.....

lumberjim · 07-01-2009, 10:07 PM

this is bullshit

xoxoxoBruce · 07-02-2009, 12:07 AM

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Hats or head coverings are not permitted except when worn for religious reasons and only if the full facial features are clearly visible

What's a Muslim to do?

Clodfobble · 07-02-2009, 09:22 AM

Have her male relatives drive her around, of course!

Sundae · 07-02-2009, 09:57 AM

A Muslim to-do?
A fight outside a mosque about who makes the best saag aloo?

jinx · 07-02-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait.....

Waiting...

lumberjim · 07-02-2009, 01:42 PM

this is bullshit

Undertoad · 07-02-2009, 03:33 PM

plthijinx · 07-02-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait.....

here's mine:

Razzmatazz13 · 07-08-2009, 04:07 PM

Toad is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteee

07-01-2009, 09:39 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I like it SG... it looks like a passport photo... Attached Images __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-01-2009, 10:00 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2009, 10:05 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ok, you have to wait long time, I'm out of beer, it's late, off to bed..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2009, 10:07 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is bullshit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-02-2009, 09:22 AM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Have her male relatives drive her around, of course! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-01-2009, 09:42 PM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I feel better now. Though you still exude your own brand of sexuality. Jim sez - I probably won't, but hey, try me anyway (or is that just wishful thinking?) Jinx sez - Oh darlin', you can't afford even to LOOK!

07-02-2009, 09:57 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A Muslim to-do? A fight outside a mosque about who makes the best saag aloo?

07-02-2009, 01:42 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is bullshit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-02-2009, 03:33 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

07-08-2009, 04:07 PM	#14
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