Now that's just sh*tty (& stupid too)

lookout123 · 07-21-2004, 12:33 PM

Police Charge Two CT Men With 'Potty Rage'

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Jul 20, 2004 3:45 pm US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) (Stratford, CT) Police have charged two men in a confrontation that could be described as potty rage.

The situation developed Friday night when a 52-year-old Stratford man took too much time in a bathroom at Burger King, police said.

Andres A. Diaz, who was in the john, and Joseph Manuel Augusto, 37, who was waiting to use it, got into an argument when Diaz emerged, police said.

Heated words escalated into a physical fight.

The two men allegedly bumped chests, then chased each other around the restaurant with their weapons. Augusto had a small razor pocket knife and Diaz brandished a Burger King straw dispenser, police said.

No one was injured.

Both men were arrested and charged with breach of peace and issued a summons to appear in court on July 27.

Cyber Wolf · 07-21-2004, 02:01 PM

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta GO

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Crimson Ghost · 07-23-2004, 04:06 AM

So, in other words, they had a shit fit?

A Burger King straw dispenser? As a weapon?
BWAHHHHH!

wolf · 07-23-2004, 11:29 AM

Someone call Sarah Brady. We need legislation to control straw dispensers, and quickly!

evansk7 · 07-23-2004, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Someone call Sarah Brady. We need legislation to control straw dispensers, and quickly!

I shudder to think how many airside Burger Kings there are in the world's airports, which are equipped with straw dispensers.

Beestie · 07-23-2004, 12:15 PM

Holy dry run, Batman!

I was on a plane the other day and there were 14 middle eastern looking doods - each toting **GASP** a straw dispenser!

jaguar · 07-23-2004, 12:37 PM

I say just ban burger king, two birds, one stone.

wolf · 07-23-2004, 01:38 PM

I shudder to think of the underground trade in Whoppers. And what about the Drive-Thru Loophole?? you can just give them money and drive away with one of those things and never get out of the car.

Crimson Ghost · 07-24-2004, 09:25 PM

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick! What if Burger King, McDonalds and Wendy's have conspired to destroy the national economy via "JIHAD" by training Islamic Radicals to kill using everyday items found in your local fast food place? I KNEW the invention of the "spork" would lead to the destuction of mankind!!! The "Colonel" is assembling his troops as we speak.................

07-21-2004, 12:33 PM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	*Now that's just shtty (& stupid too)** Police Charge Two CT Men With 'Potty Rage' Email This Story Print This Story Jul 20, 2004 3:45 pm US/Eastern (1010 WINS) (Stratford, CT) Police have charged two men in a confrontation that could be described as potty rage. The situation developed Friday night when a 52-year-old Stratford man took too much time in a bathroom at Burger King, police said. Andres A. Diaz, who was in the john, and Joseph Manuel Augusto, 37, who was waiting to use it, got into an argument when Diaz emerged, police said. Heated words escalated into a physical fight. The two men allegedly bumped chests, then chased each other around the restaurant with their weapons. Augusto had a small razor pocket knife and Diaz brandished a Burger King straw dispenser, police said. No one was injured. Both men were arrested and charged with breach of peace and issued a summons to appear in court on July 27. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-21-2004, 02:01 PM	#2
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta GO . __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

07-23-2004, 04:06 AM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	So, in other words, they had a shit fit? A Burger King straw dispenser? As a weapon? BWAHHHHH! __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-23-2004, 11:29 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Someone call Sarah Brady. We need legislation to control straw dispensers, and quickly! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-23-2004, 12:15 PM	#6
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Holy dry run, Batman! I was on a plane the other day and there were 14 middle eastern looking doods - each toting GASP a straw dispenser! __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

07-23-2004, 12:37 PM	#7
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I say just ban burger king, two birds, one stone. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-23-2004, 01:38 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I shudder to think of the underground trade in Whoppers. And what about the Drive-Thru Loophole?? you can just give them money and drive away with one of those things and never get out of the car. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 07-23-2004 at 01:39 PM. Reason: additional hyperbole needed

07-24-2004, 09:25 PM	#9
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick! What if Burger King, McDonalds and Wendy's have conspired to destroy the national economy via "JIHAD" by training Islamic Radicals to kill using everyday items found in your local fast food place? I KNEW the invention of the "spork" would lead to the destuction of mankind!!! The "Colonel" is assembling his troops as we speak................. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 07-24-2004 at 09:27 PM.

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