New Spokesmodel

wolf · 08-19-2004, 01:14 PM

Looks like when sales drop off for Molson and they fire him, the bear can get a job with Rainier Beer. At least he won't have to do sleazy auto insurance commercials like that poor sock puppet.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-19-2004, 01:18 PM

Oh, the shame.

glatt · 08-19-2004, 01:31 PM

Never had Rainier beer, but Busch is pretty bad. Bear must be pretty smart.

jane_says · 08-19-2004, 08:17 PM

What a coincidence! I was just told about Rainier beer today. Is it really as good as I was told, and does anyone want to ship me some at a profit so I can test it myself?

Trilby · 08-20-2004, 01:46 PM

Does anyone think that the bear is genetically inclined toward alcoholism? You would think he would go for sweet, sugary stuff. I know one thing--he would've flunked Marichiko's DUI pole. Thirty-six beers is a lot of beers--even for my brother-in-law.

wolf · 08-20-2004, 01:49 PM

I dunno ... bear weighs what, close to 1000 pounds? over 700 certainly ... so according to the little pocket card I got from the PA LCB he should be able to drink a LOT of beers and still blow ok.

Trilby · 08-20-2004, 01:53 PM

Made him all sleepy tho-

Little devil critter.

headsplice · 08-25-2004, 10:29 AM

I wouldn't wanna be around the bear when he work up. I'm really freakin' grumpy when I'm hung over. I imagine a goodportionofaton of a bear is not pleasant either.

08-19-2004, 01:14 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	New Spokesmodel Looks like when sales drop off for Molson and they fire him, the bear can get a job with Rainier Beer. At least he won't have to do sleazy auto insurance commercials like that poor sock puppet. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-19-2004, 01:18 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh, the shame. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:00 PM.

08-20-2004, 01:49 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I dunno ... bear weighs what, close to 1000 pounds? over 700 certainly ... so according to the little pocket card I got from the PA LCB he should be able to drink a LOT of beers and still blow ok. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-25-2004, 10:29 AM	#8
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	I wouldn't wanna be around the bear when he work up. I'm really freakin' grumpy when I'm hung over. I imagine a goodportionofaton of a bear is not pleasant either. __________________ Don't Panic

08-19-2004, 01:31 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Never had Rainier beer, but Busch is pretty bad. Bear must be pretty smart.

08-19-2004, 08:17 PM	#4
jane_says Colonist Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SW VA Posts: 200	What a coincidence! I was just told about Rainier beer today. Is it really as good as I was told, and does anyone want to ship me some at a profit so I can test it myself?

08-20-2004, 01:46 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Does anyone think that the bear is genetically inclined toward alcoholism? You would think he would go for sweet, sugary stuff. I know one thing--he would've flunked Marichiko's DUI pole. Thirty-six beers is a lot of beers--even for my brother-in-law.

08-20-2004, 01:53 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Made him all sleepy tho- Little devil critter.

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