Memorable user titles and signatures

lookout123 · 01-05-2005, 10:56 AM

This may have been done before, but after seeing Wolf's latest user title i thought we could use a thread to post some of the more memorable titles and signatures. I know I have seen quite a few that made me laugh, but we change them so frequently I thought this would be a good place to put them for posterity sake. These don't have to be current. If you have one that really sticks out in your mind, let's see it.

Wolf - 1/5/05 - Pagan Extremist

jinx · 01-07-2005, 11:59 AM

Too long for practical use, but my favorite;

Everyone has the right to believe and accept what they want, but reality doesn’t discriminate. Reality is not different for different people. Not once has reality excused anyone for good intentions, ignorance, or stubbornness. Reality shows no mercy, accepts no excuses, and issues no pardons. Reality does not “turn the other cheek.” This does not mean that reality is cruel, it just means that reality is.

lumberjim · 01-07-2005, 12:34 PM

it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Roosta · 01-08-2005, 12:41 PM

Somebody on here had a signature that was basically "when it's time to give your body back to it's maker, make sure it's had a right good thrashing through life" or words to that effect. I tried to search for it but then got really distracted by a bunch of threads including a girl called April and another called Kat.
I spent 2 hours reading their mad ramblings! Still no closer to finding whose sig it was...

wolf · 01-08-2005, 04:35 PM

If it's someone who is still around and the sigline has been changed, it's gone forever.

Which is, I think, one of the failings of this system ... the sigs change on all posts, not just posts forward from the time of change.

And no, toad, I don't see any reason to change this.

This thread which identifies the goodies of both user titles and sigs is cool enough.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-08-2005, 10:02 PM

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting "Man what a ride"!

Roosta · 01-09-2005, 08:38 AM

Yep, that's the fella!

zippyt · 01-09-2005, 10:52 AM

I like this version,
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

and this one is well just weird ,

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

And of corse UT sayd this a while back , not a sig line but it should be ,

When picking allies in the world it is better to pick the ones that are democratic, productive, powerful, well-located for military operations, and don't cut off their women's clitorises. UT.

Roosta · 01-09-2005, 11:27 AM

Shouldn't that be clitori?

SteveDallas · 01-09-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Have you heard "The Silence of the Lambs: The Musical?"

01-05-2005, 10:56 AM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Memorable user titles and signatures This may have been done before, but after seeing Wolf's latest user title i thought we could use a thread to post some of the more memorable titles and signatures. I know I have seen quite a few that made me laugh, but we change them so frequently I thought this would be a good place to put them for posterity sake. These don't have to be current. If you have one that really sticks out in your mind, let's see it. Wolf - 1/5/05 - Pagan Extremist __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-07-2005, 11:59 AM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Too long for practical use, but my favorite; Everyone has the right to believe and accept what they want, but reality doesn’t discriminate. Reality is not different for different people. Not once has reality excused anyone for good intentions, ignorance, or stubbornness. Reality shows no mercy, accepts no excuses, and issues no pardons. Reality does not “turn the other cheek.” This does not mean that reality is cruel, it just means that reality is. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-07-2005, 12:34 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-08-2005, 12:41 PM	#4
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	Somebody on here had a signature that was basically "when it's time to give your body back to it's maker, make sure it's had a right good thrashing through life" or words to that effect. I tried to search for it but then got really distracted by a bunch of threads including a girl called April and another called Kat. I spent 2 hours reading their mad ramblings! Still no closer to finding whose sig it was... __________________ Back from the brink...

01-08-2005, 04:35 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If it's someone who is still around and the sigline has been changed, it's gone forever. Which is, I think, one of the failings of this system ... the sigs change on all posts, not just posts forward from the time of change. And no, toad, I don't see any reason to change this. This thread which identifies the goodies of both user titles and sigs is cool enough. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-08-2005, 10:02 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting "Man what a ride"! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-09-2005, 08:38 AM	#7
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	Yep, that's the fella! __________________ Back from the brink...

01-09-2005, 10:52 AM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I like this version, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" and this one is well just weird , When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that? And of corse UT sayd this a while back , not a sig line but it should be , When picking allies in the world it is better to pick the ones that are democratic, productive, powerful, well-located for military operations, and don't cut off their women's clitorises. UT. __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-09-2005, 11:27 AM	#9
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	Shouldn't that be clitori? __________________ Back from the brink...

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