Orfordville, Wisconsin

Mr. Ears · 01-04-2005, 05:03 PM

This is the dullest place ever. It is full of rednecks and has nothing cool in it. It is very small with a population of about 1100 people. It is 20 minutes away from the nearest city. So, it is not a very cool place to live...

SteveDallas · 01-04-2005, 06:42 PM

So, ummm... do you live there? Or used to?

Or just know it by reputation?

Mr. Ears · 01-07-2005, 12:47 PM

Unfortunately, I live there.

warch · 01-13-2005, 05:04 PM

20 minutes is a long time.

Happy Monkey · 01-13-2005, 05:16 PM

Orfordville is fun to say...

Orfordville Orfordville Orfordville!

Mr. Ears · 01-13-2005, 06:45 PM

ummmm... ok... fortunately i will be moving away next year! or... this year... whatever...

edit: oh and 20 minutes is a long time cuz i cant drive and if i wanted to go anywhere i would have to walk, which would be like 2 hours!

warch · 01-14-2005, 10:13 AM

What are the kinds of things you look for to do that are not offered in Orfordville? For you, what are the top five types of places or things that make a place less boring? Your quality of life "must haves".

Mr. Ears · 01-14-2005, 01:13 PM

I would like to have a place to go and buy stuff like a mall, a restaurant so we can eat, a movie theater, alot more people, and ummm... other sorts of attractions...

jinx · 01-15-2005, 11:30 AM

1. 4 seasons
2. Outdoor recreation (lake, river, mountain etc)
3. several sushi bars
4. King o'Prussia mall
5. alternative education options
6. affordable cool housing

Mr. Ears · 01-17-2005, 12:52 PM

whats that for?

jinx · 01-17-2005, 04:23 PM

That was my quality of life list... sorry, I was bored.

Mr. Ears · 01-18-2005, 05:44 PM

oh... whats a King O' Prussia mall?

wolf · 01-18-2005, 05:53 PM

It's kind of like The Promised Land, only closer.

Largest Naturally Grown Mall in America

The Mall of America was built to beat it in selling space.

This place just kind of happened and just growed. It started as a strip center.

Mr. Ears · 01-20-2005, 04:19 PM

A strip center as in, stripping?

wolf · 01-20-2005, 08:45 PM

No, that was up the Montgomeryville Mart. Sad day it was when the closed Mickey's (formerly Mickey's Mouse, until the Disney people caught wind of it. Probably the only strip-bar in the country that had it's exterior painted like a big ol' swiss cheese.). I do understand that the week of the closing they went full nude. No pasties, no g-strings.

01-04-2005, 05:03 PM	#1
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	Orfordville, Wisconsin This is the dullest place ever. It is full of rednecks and has nothing cool in it. It is very small with a population of about 1100 people. It is 20 minutes away from the nearest city. So, it is not a very cool place to live... __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

01-07-2005, 12:47 PM	#3
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	Unfortunately, I live there. __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

01-13-2005, 05:16 PM	#5
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Orfordville is fun to say... Orfordville Orfordville Orfordville! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-13-2005, 06:45 PM	#6
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	ummmm... ok... fortunately i will be moving away next year! or... this year... whatever... edit: oh and 20 minutes is a long time cuz i cant drive and if i wanted to go anywhere i would have to walk, which would be like 2 hours! __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom? Last edited by Mr. Ears; 01-13-2005 at 06:48 PM.

01-14-2005, 01:13 PM	#8
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	I would like to have a place to go and buy stuff like a mall, a restaurant so we can eat, a movie theater, alot more people, and ummm... other sorts of attractions... __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

01-04-2005, 06:42 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	So, ummm... do you live there? Or used to? Or just know it by reputation?

01-13-2005, 05:04 PM	#4
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	20 minutes is a long time.

01-14-2005, 10:13 AM	#7
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	What are the kinds of things you look for to do that are not offered in Orfordville? For you, what are the top five types of places or things that make a place less boring? Your quality of life "must haves".

01-15-2005, 11:30 AM	#9
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	1. 4 seasons 2. Outdoor recreation (lake, river, mountain etc) 3. several sushi bars 4. King o'Prussia mall 5. alternative education options 6. affordable cool housing __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-17-2005, 12:52 PM	#10
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	whats that for? __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

01-17-2005, 04:23 PM	#11
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	That was my quality of life list... sorry, I was bored. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-18-2005, 05:44 PM	#12
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	oh... whats a King O' Prussia mall? __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

01-18-2005, 05:53 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It's kind of like The Promised Land, only closer. Largest Naturally Grown Mall in America The Mall of America was built to beat it in selling space. This place just kind of happened and just growed. It started as a strip center. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-20-2005, 04:19 PM	#14
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	A strip center as in, stripping? __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

01-20-2005, 08:45 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	No, that was up the Montgomeryville Mart. Sad day it was when the closed Mickey's (formerly Mickey's Mouse, until the Disney people caught wind of it. Probably the only strip-bar in the country that had it's exterior painted like a big ol' swiss cheese.). I do understand that the week of the closing they went full nude. No pasties, no g-strings. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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