7/29/2005: Cow lingerie

Undertoad · 07-29-2005, 08:29 AM

So it's come to this, has it? A French artist has designed a line of lingerie for cows.

Apparently it has a point - to support the udders when they're heavy and full of milk. You don't want drooping udders!

Well it's certainly a European thing.

Actually I find the blue and yellow a little more alluring than the red. I did not just type that.

Trilby · 07-29-2005, 08:31 AM

More evidence of the weirdness of the French.

I confess that I, too, like the blue and yellow better than the red. The red seems a bit "tarted up", like she's trying too hard.

dar512 · 07-29-2005, 09:17 AM

On the hand -

truly bizarre fashion statement

on the other hand

anyone who's read the James Herriot books knows that drooping udders are bad. Cows are thick and they step on their udders if they droop too much.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-29-2005, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

Cows are thick and they step on their udders if they droop too much.

Yeah, I've had that problem............

Hobbs · 07-29-2005, 09:40 AM

I think it's about time for someone to invade thier country again because the French have WAY too much time on their hands.

CharlieG · 07-29-2005, 11:07 AM

Can't resist

That's udder-ly ridiculous

Queen of the Ryche · 07-29-2005, 11:19 AM

moo-ving right along...........
were the chicken outfits from France too?

mrnoodle · 07-29-2005, 11:45 AM

They could always milk their damn cows. Send in the peace corps, we'll teach em how.

Elspode · 07-29-2005, 02:11 PM

Udder supports are nothing new , but this artiste has certainly livened them up a mite. Bet there'll be some chargin' bulls in the pen tonight.

Lucy · 07-29-2005, 02:18 PM

I wonder how the cows feel about this? They have beautiful eyes; I think this takes away from their eyes...
Damn. I'm glad it's Friday.

footfootfoot · 07-29-2005, 05:15 PM

May I be the first to say

Mooo la la!"

Happy Monkey · 07-29-2005, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy

I wonder how the cows feel about this?

I bet that:
a) They like the diminished pain in their udders.
b) They dislike the itching and pressure of the straps.
c) They make no connection between the two.

LCanal · 07-29-2005, 08:43 PM

Vacca foeda

sandra77 · 07-29-2005, 10:52 PM

Yip, the French have way too much time on their hands. I think they need to go back to turning their backs when the Little Giant pees. That almost seemed more worthwhile.

Sandra

xoxoxoBruce · 07-29-2005, 11:29 PM

The blue and gold isn't supporting anything but they might have left it loose for a cleavage shot.
Man's quest for bigger and bigger udders has resulted in frivolous and expensive accoutrements on all fronts.

07-29-2005, 08:29 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/29/2005: Cow lingerie So it's come to this, has it? A French artist has designed a line of lingerie for cows. Apparently it has a point - to support the udders when they're heavy and full of milk. You don't want drooping udders! Well it's certainly a European thing. Actually I find the blue and yellow a little more alluring than the red. I did not just type that.

07-29-2005, 08:31 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	More evidence of the weirdness of the French. I confess that I, too, like the blue and yellow better than the red. The red seems a bit "tarted up", like she's trying too hard. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-29-2005, 09:17 AM	#3
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	On the hand - truly bizarre fashion statement on the other hand anyone who's read the James Herriot books knows that drooping udders are bad. Cows are thick and they step on their udders if they droop too much. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

07-29-2005, 09:40 AM	#5
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	I think it's about time for someone to invade thier country again because the French have WAY too much time on their hands. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

07-29-2005, 11:19 AM	#7
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	moo-ving right along........... were the chicken outfits from France too? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-29-2005, 11:07 AM	#6
CharlieG Hoodoo Guru Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 301	Can't resist That's udder-ly ridiculous

07-29-2005, 11:45 AM	#8
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	They could always milk their damn cows. Send in the peace corps, we'll teach em how.

07-29-2005, 02:11 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Udder supports are nothing new , but this artiste has certainly livened them up a mite. Bet there'll be some chargin' bulls in the pen tonight. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-29-2005, 02:18 PM	#10
Lucy Colloquialist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia Posts: 75	I wonder how the cows feel about this? They have beautiful eyes; I think this takes away from their eyes... Damn. I'm glad it's Friday.

07-29-2005, 05:15 PM	#11
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07-29-2005, 08:43 PM	#13
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Vacca foeda __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

07-29-2005, 10:52 PM	#14
sandra77 Antagonistic Antagonist Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22	Yip, the French have way too much time on their hands. I think they need to go back to turning their backs when the Little Giant pees. That almost seemed more worthwhile. Sandra

07-29-2005, 11:29 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The blue and gold isn't supporting anything but they might have left it loose for a cleavage shot. Man's quest for bigger and bigger udders has resulted in frivolous and expensive accoutrements on all fronts. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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