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Nothing But Net (b. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_September">September 2</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1958_births">1958</a> at <a href="">Houston</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas">Texas</a> - d. "I'll piss on your grave")
also know as NBN, is the <i>nom-de-web</i> of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_ages">middle aged</a>, <a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/Smokin46.jpg">exhibitionist</A>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mmoore.jpg">attention whore</a>.

He is partial to <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://houel.club.fr/pages/pict/3_camel_lights_souple.jpg&imgrefurl=http://houel.club.fr/pages/CAMEL.htm&h=283&w=211&sz=26&tbnid=HXsfjHAdXzkJ:&tbnh=110&tbnw=82&hl=en&start=9&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcamel%2Blights%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG">Camel Light cigarettes</a>, <a href="http://www.badgerwest.com/images/InglenookWhiteZin1.5.jpg">Inglenook White Zinfandel</a>, and is not afraid of <a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/Halloween/Spider%201.jpg">spiders</a>.

He want's to make the <a href="http://maps.google.com">world</a> right, but is not able to get an <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Play/other/cp/left-ear.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Play/other/cp/&h=531&w=390&sz=27&tbnid=ZRnLHIf4BFgJ:&tbnh=129&tbnw=94&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dear%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG">ear</a> for any of his <a href="http://www.timecube.com/">ideas</a>.

NBN suffered a major loss earlier with the
loss of <a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/images/hopkin2.jpg">Hopkin</a>, his beloved green frog. His search even lead him to <a href="http://www.europe.com/">Europe</a>, but
it was to no avail. In fact some <a href="http://visualhistory.freewebpages.org/_webimages/Weeping%20Frenchmen.jpg">Frenchmen</a> taunted him when he inquired at a local cafe,
going so far as to suggest that they were eating poor Hopkin at that very moment.

A bongo player of some repute, he has been asked to vacate the stage at many of Houston's finer blues venues. Yet he persists.

Quotes by:

"Fuck you!" - first recorded 1968, when his
father whipped his ass, and on numerous
occasions afterward
"I love you too, baby" - c. 1973 to present
"Is that all we get?"
"Not Guilty" - No, not really. NBN is always guilty. He did plead
'no contest' once.

People who share a birthday with NBN:

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Bradshaw">Terry Bradshaw</a>
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa_McAuliffe">Christa McAuliffe</a>
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Harmon">Mark Harmon</a>
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves">Keanu Reeves</a>

People who look like NBN:

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Taylor">James Taylor</a>

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