Lion bites zookeeper's arm off

Nic Name · 05-13-2002, 11:37 AM

This isn't the lion who bit off the zoo keeper's arm
at Busch Gardens in Florida, but it's a better IotD
than the picture of Max that accompanied the news article.

Griff · 05-13-2002, 11:42 AM

Did yah catch the mullet on your link lion, looks like Griff circa 1982. He couldn't have been pissed about a bad haircut?

05-13-2002, 11:43 AM

Read about this 20 minutes ago. "Zoo officials have not yet decided what to do with the lion" - hopefully nothing. She shouldn't have had her arm where it could get bitten.

Griff · 05-13-2002, 11:46 AM

Nope He's in the clear. He was just doin lion stuff...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/n...i%2Dnews%2Dhed

sleemanj · 05-13-2002, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nic Name

This isn't the lion who bit off the zoo keeper's arm
at Busch Gardens in Florida,

Creepy... I had the wierdest dream last night that a Lion escaped from the local wildlife park, I was riding a motorcycle (not unusual) and saw it in the playground across the road from my grandmothers house. It saw me and promptly started to follow me. When I reached her house, her elderly sister (my great aunt) zimmerframed down to the gate to see what the commotion was.

As the Lion was approaching I had to grab her and run inside. The next thing, I look out a bedroom window to see the lion sleeping outside the window, but some kid had come through the gate and was now sitting on the Lions back, riding it like a 3 or 4 year old might do to a dog.

And now I get up to find that a Lion tried to eat somebody :-)

elSicomoro · 05-13-2002, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Griff
Did yah catch the mullet on your link lion, looks like Griff circa 1982. He couldn't have been pissed about a bad haircut?

"Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Rock over London! Rock on Chicago!
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore!"

--Wesley Willis

05-13-2002, 11:37 AM	#1
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Lion bites zookeeper's arm off This isn't the lion who bit off the zoo keeper's arm at Busch Gardens in Florida, but it's a better IotD than the picture of Max that accompanied the news article.

05-13-2002, 11:42 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	mullet boy Did yah catch the mullet on your link lion, looks like Griff circa 1982. He couldn't have been pissed about a bad haircut? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-13-2002, 11:46 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nope He's in the clear. He was just doin lion stuff... http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/n...i%2Dnews%2Dhed __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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05-13-2002, 11:43 AM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Read about this 20 minutes ago. "Zoo officials have not yet decided what to do with the lion" - hopefully nothing. She shouldn't have had her arm where it could get bitten.

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