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09-26-2008, 01:24 AM
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The future is unwritten
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September 26, 2008: Ducken or Chuck
A farmer bought some ducks and added them to his own, brace of ducks, flock of ducks, flush of ducks, paddling of ducks, raft of ducks, team of ducks, as you wish.
Anyway, after a couple of weeks he noticed one duck wasn't joining in the ducky games, and never went near the water. Closer inspection revealed this duck had chicken feet.  I suspect, the webs just didn't grow for some reason. So, is this a ducken or a chuck?
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09-26-2008, 02:06 AM
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Mutant!
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09-26-2008, 04:51 AM
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09-26-2008, 04:42 AM
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I wonder whether it should be cooked as duck or chicken.
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09-26-2008, 09:04 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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This or this:
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09-26-2008, 09:05 AM
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What the Cluck?
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09-26-2008, 09:17 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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RABBIT SEASON!
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09-26-2008, 09:59 AM
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eh hem, i think you meant:
WABBIT SEASON
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09-26-2008, 01:24 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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You fell for it, LR, but to be honest, so did I. Now that is comedy gold.
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09-26-2008, 10:01 AM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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If only it was turkey X duck we could call him a turk or a duckey.
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09-26-2008, 10:16 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Along the Fremont Canal in Seattle, there's a flavor of waterfowl that does not have webbed feet -- floats on the water, but no webs. The SPU math & computer science building is right along the canal and I used to feed them sometimes before going in to class.
I used to know the name of these things, but can't seem to dredge it up. BigV?
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09-26-2008, 10:09 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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He doesn't fly or go in the water. He's a ground chuck.
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09-26-2008, 10:10 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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It's a South American duck that is known to swim in piranha-infested waters.
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