November 9, 2008: Pigeon Print

xoxoxoBruce · 11-08-2008, 09:44 PM

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After something crashed into Diana Matthews' conservatory window, it didn't take a genius to work out what it had been. Leaving a perfect bird-shaped imprint on the glass, it was clear that a clumsy pigeon had lost its way. Mrs Matthews, who lives in Bedworth, Warwickshire, noticed the imprint on the window in the morning sunshine.

'It was so detailed it was almost like an engraving,' she said.
'It was almost as if it had been dusted in talcum powder before it hit.'
She was so impressed by the imprint which the bird left behind that she took this picture.
She added: 'There was just one single feather left outside, but no evidence of the bird.'

Oh noes, that poor little birdy... one of God's gentle creatures.

Uh wait, it was a pigeon? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

monster · 11-08-2008, 11:05 PM

Gas Mark 5, 60 minutes, then Gas Mark 7 for 20.

Cloud · 11-08-2008, 11:09 PM

it's too bad that pigeons have become demonized as flying rats. They're really pretty.

footfootfoot · 11-09-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

it's too bad that pigeons have become demonized as flying rats. They're really pretty.

No no no. You're confusing them with Rock Doves.

newtimer · 11-09-2008, 12:42 AM

The house has right-of-way, since it is much less maneuverable than the selfish, T-boning pigeon.

amykins · 11-09-2008, 01:10 AM

Hey...maybe it was just the pigeon's way of leaving its mark? Y'know... "Pigeon was here."

Sheldonrs · 11-09-2008, 01:51 AM

At least now we know why Jesus keeps appearing in so many places. He keeps slamming his face into toast, Doritos and walls.

SPUCK · 11-09-2008, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by newtimer

The house has right-of-way, since it is much less maneuverable than the selfish, T-boning pigeon.

sweetwater · 11-09-2008, 08:17 AM

The pigeon was making a glass of itself. Naw, it's hard to joke about because a kingfisher flew into our window yesterday and sat, stunned, for a long time. I'm happy to report he lived.

hipshot · 11-09-2008, 10:52 AM

What? Nine posts and no one has mentioned squab or cornish game hen "on the glass"?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 11:45 AM

Well there was only the imprint, and one feather, to be found in the morning. That's not very nutritious.

Maybe the pigeon escaped?... maybe a denizen lurking in the night got 'em? Only the Shadow knows.

monster · 11-09-2008, 12:16 PM

oh, and.... shopped.

Diaphone Jim · 11-09-2008, 06:01 PM

The only clear part of the image is the bill and it is NOT a pigeon bill.

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

oh, and.... shopped.

Dolphin!

Oh, and that pigeon was lucky! Or unlucky, depending on your personal preferences.

Gravdigr · 11-09-2008, 08:22 PM

Ehh...

11-08-2008, 11:05 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Gas Mark 5, 60 minutes, then Gas Mark 7 for 20. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-08-2008, 11:09 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	it's too bad that pigeons have become demonized as flying rats. They're really pretty. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-09-2008, 01:51 AM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	At least now we know why Jesus keeps appearing in so many places. He keeps slamming his face into toast, Doritos and walls. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-09-2008, 08:17 AM	#9
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	The pigeon was making a glass of itself. Naw, it's hard to joke about because a kingfisher flew into our window yesterday and sat, stunned, for a long time. I'm happy to report he lived. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

11-09-2008, 10:52 AM	#10
hipshot Enlarged to show texture Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 80	What? Nine posts and no one has mentioned squab or cornish game hen "on the glass"? __________________ "When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."

11-09-2008, 12:42 AM	#5
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	The house has right-of-way, since it is much less maneuverable than the selfish, T-boning pigeon.

11-09-2008, 01:10 AM	#6
amykins Alphabetarian Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 12	Hey...maybe it was just the pigeon's way of leaving its mark? Y'know... "Pigeon was here."

11-09-2008, 11:45 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well there was only the imprint, and one feather, to be found in the morning. That's not very nutritious. Maybe the pigeon escaped?... maybe a denizen lurking in the night got 'em? Only the Shadow knows. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-09-2008, 12:16 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh, and.... shopped. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-09-2008, 06:01 PM	#13
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	The only clear part of the image is the bill and it is NOT a pigeon bill.

11-09-2008, 08:22 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ehh... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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