I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence

Kaliayev · 03-06-2009, 06:27 AM

Discuss.

Trilby · 03-06-2009, 06:47 AM

I am 5' 7" and I find that I have moments of intense dislike, followed by the urge to punch or poke eyes, but the feeling dissipates if I have a lolly pop.

I do tend to do violence with my eyes, though.

Kaliayev · 03-06-2009, 07:09 AM

That sounds kind of wrong.

Oh, wait, you mean nasty looks. Nevermind, I was thinking of something else entirely.

Trilby · 03-06-2009, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhuge Liang

Oh, wait, you mean nasty looks.

No, I mean lasers.

Kaliayev · 03-06-2009, 07:34 AM

Still better than the image I had in my mind.

lumberjim · 03-06-2009, 08:03 AM

I'm 6'2 and seldom have to resort to violence. but then....maybe it's my breath?

classicman · 03-06-2009, 08:12 AM

Maybe???

lumberjim · 03-06-2009, 08:14 AM

:::breathes on you:::::

well?

footfootfoot · 03-06-2009, 08:16 AM

Actually they're violas.

Clodfobble · 03-06-2009, 01:35 PM

I played the viola for seven years. But no one ever attacked me over it.

Sheldonrs · 03-06-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I played the viola for seven years. But no one ever attacked me over it.

I hear you can get fiddler crabs from that.

footfootfoot · 03-06-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I played the viola for seven years. But no one ever attacked me over it.

Of course not, that would be violins.

Sheldonrs · 03-06-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Of course not, that would be violins.

Which can lead to pre-marital sax.

DanaC · 03-06-2009, 04:46 PM

and then everyone gets the French Horn

03-06-2009, 05:48 PM

I'm 5'3", and while I sometimes have violent fantasies, acting out on them would be a really bad idea (except for the time I took an axe to the gas heater, that was cathartic) so mostly I bake, cry, or scream at the kitchen ceiling instead.

03-06-2009, 06:27 AM	#1
Kaliayev Magnificent Bastard Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 216	I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence Discuss.

03-06-2009, 06:47 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am 5' 7" and I find that I have moments of intense dislike, followed by the urge to punch or poke eyes, but the feeling dissipates if I have a lolly pop. I do tend to do violence with my eyes, though. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-06-2009, 08:03 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm 6'2 and seldom have to resort to violence. but then....maybe it's my breath? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-06-2009, 08:12 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Maybe??? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-06-2009, 08:14 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	:::breathes on you::::: well? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-06-2009, 07:09 AM	#3
Kaliayev Magnificent Bastard Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 216	That sounds kind of wrong. Oh, wait, you mean nasty looks. Nevermind, I was thinking of something else entirely.

03-06-2009, 07:34 AM	#5
Kaliayev Magnificent Bastard Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 216	Still better than the image I had in my mind.

03-06-2009, 08:16 AM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Actually they're violas. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I played the viola for seven years. But no one ever attacked me over it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-06-2009, 04:46 PM	#14
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	and then everyone gets the French Horn

03-06-2009, 05:48 PM	#15
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	I'm 5'3", and while I sometimes have violent fantasies, acting out on them would be a really bad idea (except for the time I took an axe to the gas heater, that was cathartic) so mostly I bake, cry, or scream at the kitchen ceiling instead.

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