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08-12-2009, 05:20 PM | #1 |
still says videotape
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Have you amused your elf today?
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08-12-2009, 05:31 PM | #2 |
is fleeing the scene
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Gawd I lurv this place.
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08-12-2009, 05:36 PM | #3 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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haggis!
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08-12-2009, 06:11 PM | #4 |
Slattern of the Swail
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This being August, all my house elves are off on vacation.
Some, undoubtedly, are killing hobos.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
08-12-2009, 06:27 PM | #5 |
trying hard to be a better person
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A dingo took my elf
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08-12-2009, 06:31 PM | #6 |
Doctor Wtf
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I've been practicing elf discipline
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
08-12-2009, 11:45 PM | #7 |
I'm still a jerk
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I level the crap out of my elf
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08-13-2009, 08:14 AM | #8 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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Don't interrupt me while I'm reading my elf help book.
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08-13-2009, 08:33 AM | #9 |
amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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Is it elfth night already?
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08-13-2009, 09:03 AM | #10 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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My elves are quite good at amusing themselves, mostly by irritating me.
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08-14-2009, 06:44 PM | #11 |
the crowd goes wild!
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I'm in a 12 step Elves Anonymous program and my sponsor said if I can't ever admit I am powerless over the elves, I will not advance to step 2. Damn...
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08-15-2009, 12:02 AM | #15 |
Gone and done
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oddtodd was a great friend to me back when I was laid off.
BEE POSITIVE!
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