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11-28-2010, 11:59 AM
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What's your favorite oxymoron ?
At the zoo in Victoria, BC:
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11-28-2010, 12:03 PM
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While still trying to decide whether to call you on a technicality re albino peacock being an oxymoron when it is a factual statement...
... I learned the word from a rather cheeky tutor. Who told us that the correct pronunciation was ox-ZIMMER-on. Not knowing any different, I used that for years. I'm still hesitant over using it in conversation, likewise ZOOG-ma and hy-PER-bol-ee. So thanks Jerry, you fucked me right over there. Oh, nice cock btw.
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11-28-2010, 02:51 PM
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Yes SG, I know.
Military intelligence is the usual example, but I also like puns and quirks. |
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11-28-2010, 03:23 PM
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In that case I give you premature ejaculation.
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11-28-2010, 04:33 PM
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You certainly do.
(j/k J) |
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11-29-2010, 04:08 AM
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Oxymoron?
Honest politician. You're welcome.
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11-29-2010, 06:23 AM
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Jumbo Shrimp.
Civil War.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-29-2010, 08:36 AM
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American Cuisine (snicker)
Friendly fire
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11-29-2010, 10:20 AM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-29-2010, 05:50 PM
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11-30-2010, 07:54 AM
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Quote:
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11-29-2010, 10:51 AM
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I nearly changed it to British Cuisine (the way I first heard it) but it conforms to a widely held belief that is so outdated and unfair that I couldn't bring myself to do it. So you got it instead, even though I know it's not true.
Even if I'm saying this to Ms Cheese Dip Quote
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11-29-2010, 11:15 AM
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"Yeah, no."
Heard in conversation all the time. I don't know about the "oxy" part, but every time I hear this I think "moron".
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11-29-2010, 11:19 AM
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Hee hee, I've gotten into the habit of saying "yeah yeah" instead of just the single yeah, to indicate stronger agreement.
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11-29-2010, 11:26 AM
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Because of regional ethnicity in the U.S. It is true that there really isn't an "American Cuisine"
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